Monday Jan 16 2012.....Craptacular Monday

[Chip]

I've been spending alot of time on the couch, with a laptop and my phone, studying everything, and trying stuff out. My wife thinks I've been watching porn.

Like seriously thinks that. Losing her mind. Threatening to tell my parents that all I do is sit in the corner of the couch jerking off all day.

I've tried to show her what I've been doing, she doesn't believe it. Says she can constantly hear the porn playing from the other room. Like I said, losing her mind. It's fucked up.

She threw headphones at me last night. Then she started screaming at me how could I watch porn, and have the volume up with my kids home. Yeah. She has lost it that much.

I told her to find the porn noises, and maybe I could do something about turning it down. She then called me a weird freak, and a pedofile. :?

So I ended up calling her a big, fat, lazy cow, and maybe I should start jerking off all day, so I wouldn't have to look at her ugly ass. Then told her to get the fuck out in the morning.

She thinks you're jerking off with your pants on?