Star Wars Question(s)
02-10-2011, 01:58 AM
I was watching the "Star Wars" the other day and a couple questions arouse (as they do)
1. Am I the only person on this planet who thinks that the speeder bikes they used on the forest moon Endor are EXTREMELY dangerous? Like what the fuck!? They're too fast, you hit a branch or an uprooted tree and the explode! That's another thing, why do they explode? I don't think they have gas engines and probably don't really have the need for gas tanks.
2. Do Ewoks not have knees? They don't walk, they shuffle.
3. Why the hell did they put a morbidly obese guy in the cockpit of an X-wing fighter (at the end of the first movie)? Poor fellow was NOT in good enough shape to be flying one those things.
4. How did Vader know that Luke was his son but not know Leia was his daughter? Super shitty intuition on his part.
5. The Emperor died...ok, Vader died...ok, but aren't there still literally millions of storm troopers left? Hundreds of Captains, Generals and Admirals. Thousands of star destroyers still around? What happened to all the storm troopers? I hope Luke, Leia, Solo and the Oyster looking motherfucker who knows when "it's a trap" are really fucking proud of themselves that they put MILLIONS of people out of work. Fuck them. I hope the Republic goes bankrupt under the strains of massive unemployment.
1. Am I the only person on this planet who thinks that the speeder bikes they used on the forest moon Endor are EXTREMELY dangerous? Like what the fuck!? They're too fast, you hit a branch or an uprooted tree and the explode! That's another thing, why do they explode? I don't think they have gas engines and probably don't really have the need for gas tanks.
2. Do Ewoks not have knees? They don't walk, they shuffle.
3. Why the hell did they put a morbidly obese guy in the cockpit of an X-wing fighter (at the end of the first movie)? Poor fellow was NOT in good enough shape to be flying one those things.
4. How did Vader know that Luke was his son but not know Leia was his daughter? Super shitty intuition on his part.
5. The Emperor died...ok, Vader died...ok, but aren't there still literally millions of storm troopers left? Hundreds of Captains, Generals and Admirals. Thousands of star destroyers still around? What happened to all the storm troopers? I hope Luke, Leia, Solo and the Oyster looking motherfucker who knows when "it's a trap" are really fucking proud of themselves that they put MILLIONS of people out of work. Fuck them. I hope the Republic goes bankrupt under the strains of massive unemployment.
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