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Do you sleep naked in your hotel bed, and not lock the dead bolt?
This girl did, and someone got in her room, and touched her boobies. Maybe they should have given her the stanky danky instead, and she wouln't look like a stink puss.
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Fuck, marry, motorboat, kill
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LeNeve Wrote:Do you sleep naked in your hotel bed, and not lock the dead bolt?
This girl did, and someone got in her room, and touched her boobies. Maybe they should have given her the stanky danky instead, and she wouln't look like a stink puss.
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Do they know who it was?
She has a stink puss, but I would touch her boobies too if they gave me a key to a room I thought was mine and there was a naked blonde in the bed.
I have been to hotels before where they accidentally gave me the key and room number of a room someone was already, but I never walked in on them. Hotel's fault.
I was in a room and taking a shower, as I got out of the shower, someone tried to open the door b/c they tried giving them my room by accident. I had the deadbolt on though.
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NussieT Wrote:beckster Wrote:Jimbo doesn't want to pick me up tonight, now I gotta find a ride home from work
Seriously? I would kick Jim's ass if he didn't come pick me up from work I recall getting up at 4 am to pick him up a few times or picking him up at midnight in Winnipeg
I am hoping it means he has my car at his bud's getting it fixed.
Yeah, I recall several instances of getting up at 3am, driving him an hour to work and an hour back home to get ready to drive another half hour to my job.
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LeNeve Wrote:some guy on the Ford message board just dropped a thanks with a winky face on me. ad:
:homo: ???
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I guess it was some dude she was flirting it up with earlier on in the evening. He said he was her husband, and got the key, then went to molest her. This was a year ago. I didn't read anything about any police reports being filed, or the guy being arrested.
Seems like a money grab thing to me. Gloria Allred leading the charge.
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LeNeve Wrote:I guess it was some dude she was flirting it up with earlier on in the evening. He said he was her husband, and got the key, then went to molest her. This was a year ago. I didn't read anything about any police reports being filed, or the guy being arrested.
Seems like a money grab thing to me. Gloria Allred leading the charge.
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That's still kinda scary. That a hotel would just hand over keys to a random guy without check ID or anything.
On a side note: Jim got my car started!!! :happy: :happy: Only, we gotta drop it off to get looked at tomorrow.. ad:
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Your car was dead? that sucks. I hate when that happens. especially in winter. and you have a long commute.
If my cars broke, I could suffer walking or riding my bike to work at least.
If it was always warm, I could manage to get by with just my bike all the time probaly. I could get a little cart and put groceries in that, then tow it home. I'm not more than 2 miles from anything I need in town.
I don't want to be that guy though. That weird freak in town on the bike. so. never mind.
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I think my boss is going on vacation, to Oklahoma. :?
I need to remember to bring my satrad to work.
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feeling old on a hip hop hump day? no?
20 years old ad:
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