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So. I was working on a police car this morning. Switches for the cop lights are on the center console. Im going 65. Old guy pulls over. Knew lights were on. Didnt know how. Figured that out. Proceeded to do 100 miles an hour, until it started shaking. Talked some shit about cops out loud to myself.

Realize back at the shop, dash cam auto starts when lights are activated.

Burns files to dvd in cop car. In a secure locked fire proof box.

Picked lock. Currently trying to figure out how to delete "event 10" only, and put DVD back....


Hahaha. [CRYING FACE]

Only thing I can do is copy all files to laptop. Destroy data on dvd. Format. Then put files back that are evidence for real crimes.

LeNeve Wrote:So. I was working on a police car this morning. Switches for the cop lights are on the center console. Im going 65. Old guy pulls over. Knew lights were on. Didnt know how. Figured that out. Proceeded to do 100 miles an hour, until it started shaking. Talked some shit about cops out loud to myself.

Realize back at the shop, dash cam auto starts when lights are activated.

Burns files to dvd in cop car. In a secure locked fire proof box.

Picked lock. Currently trying to figure out how to delete "event 10" only, and put DVD back....


Hahaha. [CRYING FACE]

Hell yeah.
LeNeve stories.

LeNeve Wrote:So. I was working on a police car this morning. Switches for the cop lights are on the center console. Im going 65. Old guy pulls over. Knew lights were on. Didnt know how. Figured that out. Proceeded to do 100 miles an hour, until it started shaking. Talked some shit about cops out loud to myself.

Realize back at the shop, dash cam auto starts when lights are activated.

Burns files to dvd in cop car. In a secure locked fire proof box.

Picked lock. Currently trying to figure out how to delete "event 10" only, and put DVD back....


Hahaha. [CRYING FACE]

Holy shit! That's fucking hilarious!

Well, as long as you don't do to jail. Again...

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Only one thing to do LeNeve. Burn the shop down.

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Joe Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:So. I was working on a police car this morning. Switches for the cop lights are on the center console. Im going 65. Old guy pulls over. Knew lights were on. Didnt know how. Figured that out. Proceeded to do 100 miles an hour, until it started shaking. Talked some shit about cops out loud to myself.

Realize back at the shop, dash cam auto starts when lights are activated.

Burns files to dvd in cop car. In a secure locked fire proof box.

Picked lock. Currently trying to figure out how to delete "event 10" only, and put DVD back....


Hahaha. [CRYING FACE]

Holy shit! That's fucking hilarious!

Well, as long as you don't do to jail. Again...

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Yet.

Bup... dat.... wgv...

Da fuq. Im just wiping the disk and putting it back empty. Fuck the popo... yo

Im a fwd donut master.

NussieT Wrote:I think I should forget about my contact list. It will make it an adventure trying to figure out whose texting me.

Wasn't the contact list backed up automatically on Icloud?

Although me deleting 9gigabytes of video evidence, is probaly a more serious crime than speeding, and narrating the entire thing.

LeNeve Wrote:Although me deleting 9gigabytes of video evidence, is probaly a more serious crime than speeding, and narrating the entire thing.

Yes especially if they need that evidence

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Joe Wrote:Only one thing to do LeNeve. Burn the shop down.

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Its in for an engine knock. Pretty sure I can push it past its life.

Roadhouse.

Maybe put an old scratched up porn dvd in there instead. Its a new cop, so that be how hes known from here on out. The weird masturbating cop.

Chip Wrote:

NussieT Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

NussieT Wrote:Jim wants me to get a 3/4 ton so I can do my work without my "summer truck". I want a jeep. It's on like donkey kong at our place.

It won't be anywhere near a 3/4 ton, but there is a Jeep pickup coming, eventually...
In a couple years probably.

I will probably lose out to the truck but then it's all the options. I want a manual, he wants it to be a diesel. Not a 4x4 because we have 2 of them. It can't be white, silver or red. I want heated leather seats, Jim says cloth.

Are diesel and manual mutually exclusive? I didn't know that.
And why would having 2 4x4's mean this one can't be? That doesn't make much sense.
And I don't like leather seats, I'd rather have cloth. My seats are cloth, and are still heated.

Leather looks nicer... BUT you freeze if you sit on it before the heater has a chance to warm it up and your skin needs to be carefully peeled from it in the summer... That is if the second degree burns don't make you leap in pain which usually results in a portion of you burnt skin stuck to the seat.

Joe Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:Although me deleting 9gigabytes of video evidence, is probaly a more serious crime than speeding, and narrating the entire thing.

Yes especially if they need that evidence

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Yeah, now when riots burn Kansas down because the cops shot someone, we know who to blame.