So a co worker and I were chatting yesterday, and somehow cat penises came up. I had never seen a cat penis, and he hadn't either. So naturally I googled it.
cats are sofa king weirf. see for yourself. its really bizarre.
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do it. it looks like a sea creature.
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# 11. you need to know what a cat peeen looks like. I don't want to be the only one.
If one of my coworkers walked in my office and I mentioned cat peen no one would ever talk to me again.
Joe Wrote:If one of my coworkers walked in my office and I mentioned cat peen no one would ever talk to me again.
is that necessarily a bad thing?
Derick Wrote:Joe Wrote:If one of my coworkers walked in my office and I mentioned cat peen no one would ever talk to me again.
is that necessarily a bad thing?
1 or two of them are pretty cool.
Joe Wrote:If one of my coworkers walked in my office and I mentioned cat peen no one would ever talk to me again.
heres how it went down. maybe this will make it seem less weird.
co worker walks up to me, and asks if I have seen the new 2015 mustang yet. I said "yeah, as a matter of fact, I just saw it on my facebook feed on my phone, let me look for it"
so I'm scrolling through my phone, and come across a story about some lady that had sex with her cat, then stabbed her neighbor, for telling everyone that she did that.
I mention that story to the co worker. who asks me. "how in the hell did she have sex with a cat? I've never even seen a cat penis"
and it kind of went from there to google pretty quick.
LeNeve Wrote:So a co worker and I were chatting yesterday, and somehow cat penises came up. I had never seen a cat penis, and he hadn't either. So naturally I googled it.
cats are sofa king weirf. see for yourself. its really bizarre.
I am electing to pass on that, but thanks.
LeNeve Wrote:Joe Wrote:If one of my coworkers walked in my office and I mentioned cat peen no one would ever talk to me again.
heres how it went down. maybe this will make it seem less weird.
co worker walks up to me, and asks if I have seen the new 2015 mustang yet. I said "yeah, as a matter of fact, I just saw it on my facebook feed on my phone, let me look for it"
so I'm scrolling through my phone, and come across a story about some lady that had sex with her cat, then stabbed her neighbor, for telling everyone that she did that.
I mention that story to the co worker. who asks me. "how in the hell did she have sex with a cat? I've never even seen a cat penis"
and it kind of went from there to google pretty quick.
Right at
that point you need to ask, "Why do you need to see a cat penis?"