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Swoot News Monday, huh?

It's yucky and raining here. The kind of rain that makes you feel all sleepy and unmotivated.

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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Swoot News Monday, huh?

It's yucky and raining here. The kind of rain that makes you feel all sleepy and unmotivated.

I'm in a pretty good mood actually. It was sprinkly this morning, and its still cool out. We don't get many days like this, so they are celebrated. Love cool rainy days.

LeNeve Wrote:

beckster Wrote:Swoot News Monday, huh?

It's yucky and raining here. The kind of rain that makes you feel all sleepy and unmotivated.

I'm in a pretty good mood actually. It was sprinkly this morning, and its still cool out. We don't get many days like this, so they are celebrated. Love cool rainy days.

The areas that were under water on Friday just dried out and in time for more rain.

The cooler air makes me want to get something warm for lunch instead of my salad.

LeNeve Wrote:I think I got my firts boner in the strip club. It hurt for some reason, or I guess back then it did. stretching out like that for the first time. It's an old pro now. I wanted to tell my Mom something was wrong with me, but my natural instinct told me that that wsn't the place or time for my boner nonsense. It went away pretty quickly, and I don't think I've ever talked about it until now.

Sorry.

You were probably dry humping a table and that's why it hurt

I'm about to be in a bad mood though. Angie took all my extra money, and I don't have very many groceries, so lunch is going to suck. half pack of hotdogs. no buns. half pack of sliced ham, no bread. I have frozen hamburger meat. and hamburger helper, that would take to long.

I'm either going to have ham and cheese quessadillis, or a couple bowls of honey bunches of oats with almonds, I do have milk. I have a 12 pack of beer I bought friday too, it only has 9 left now.

LeNeve Wrote:I'm about to be in a bad mood though. Angie took all my extra money, and I don't have very many groceries, so lunch is going to suck. half pack of hotdogs. no buns. half pack of sliced ham, no bread. I have frozen hamburger meat. and hamburger helper, that would take to long.

I'm either going to have ham and cheese quessadillis, or a couple bowls of honey bunches of oats with almonds, I do have milk. I have a 12 pack of beer I bought friday too, it only has 9 left now.

That's sounds good... A hot dog. I might have to get one or 2.

Beckster is a boner expert. even 8 year old boys boners.

LeNeve Wrote:Beckster is a boner expert. even 8 year old boys boners.

I am just speculating based on you and your tales....

I watched the Kentucky Derby on Saturday and including all of the coverage of it. Jim apparently got jealous of the lack of attention he was getting, so he vowed to show me his version of the "greatest 2 minutes".... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Dominos.. I recently introduced Jim's daughter and my nieces to the fun of dominoes. Who says kids only like video games? These kids loved setting them up in patterns.

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/unplugged/s...29590.html

Megan Fox's publisher stops another interview...

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/megan-fox-shoo...25191.html

Another article that's pretty interesting: It's all about breasts.

http://gma.yahoo.com/female-breasts-bigg...ealth.html

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Hi everybody, seems like a buncha shit went down this weekend. Me and the fam were heading to South Padre for a nice beach weekend and visit some friends we havent seen in a few years that drove from Oklahoma to South Padre. Long story short - Our friend just got done with Chemo therapy and cant be around sick people. My 3 year old spiked a 102.7 fever 5 hours into my 6 hour drive to padre. Found a local clinic and got him checked out cause he has been running fevers off and on last two weeks. Yes I took him in before and got told it was "viral, and had to run its course". Well turns out he has the viral Flu. Super swoot, spent the night in a hotel and turned around and came back home the next day. Never got to see our friends, felt like shit cause they drove all that way, but oh well. Sounds like you had fun Leneve!