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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:

The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!

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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:

The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!

wow.

So someone's grandma dies, they sneak her corpse into the cemetary and have a top secret funeral, then just leave her there, and hope she gets buried?

creepy? I guess. Good idea? hell yeah. fucking A

or maybe the dead lady is the homeless guy's sex buddy.

WyoIan Wrote:I tried to refresh the page and it put the same thing I said earlier in a new box that I edited

Weird

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:

The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!

hock:
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I'm sure the same shit happens in Detroit, too.

LeNeve Wrote:or maybe the dead lady is the homeless guy's sex buddy.

There were a ton of condoms back by the fence line...... Those could be from crackwhores, though.

The salesguy was just happy he had his gun with him, just in case.

I need a gun...

As a kid I thought it would be cool to find a dead body... mostly from watching Stand By Me... now I would be so grossed out...

NussieT Wrote:As a kid I thought it would be cool to find a dead body... mostly from watching Stand By Me... now I would be so grossed out...

From the description, it was pretty gross. Plus, some stray dogs were sniffing the body.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

NussieT Wrote:As a kid I thought it would be cool to find a dead body... mostly from watching Stand By Me... now I would be so grossed out...

From the description, it was pretty gross. Plus, some stray dogs were sniffing the body.

There was a set of remains found not far out of Selkirk (which is a half hour drive) that belonged to a lady from this area. She was crazy... Jim's mom picked her up a couple of times then one day on my way back home from the city I saw a bunch of ambulances, cars scattered... She jumped off the bridge. She finally washed ashore.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:

The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!

hock:
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I'm sure the same shit happens in Detroit, too.

No, I think they just leave her where she got shot.

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:I'm sure the same shit happens in Detroit, too.

No, I think they just leave her where she got shot.

I don't think she got shot, i think she was old

I am out of here... I can't sit in the basement and freeze anymore... LAter.

old poeple are just as capable as getting shot as young people.