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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Chip Wrote:See, the way you make those subjects funny, is to say "fuck", "shit", "cunt" and "cock" as much as possible during the story.
So... 5 yr old gets shot by stray bullet in gang gun fight becomes Mother-f@#?* 5 yr old gets f@#?* shot by a f@#?* bullet in a f@#?* gang f@#?* f@#?* ? :roflmao: :roflmao: .... Wait, not really that funny either :? . Maybe I did it wrong....
Ok, I think what you did wrong was you didn't talk about how stupid the kid is.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Chip Wrote:I don't have any nices or nephews. The only cousins I have that are young enough to take live near DC. So the only little kids near here that I could take are my friends kids. And they would never let me. They know I'd end up using them to pick up girls. And they'd want to be there for that too.
Time to find a Milf, then.
Ah, good idea.
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Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Yeah, a solo visit to the zoo as an adult is kind of gay, and weird. Unless you dressed up in safari gear, and carried a clipboard around, or a big ass professional looking camera.
Oh, or, instead of a clipboard and a camera, a giant tranquilizer sniper rifle looking thing while you run around screaming at everyone to get out of your way and to run.
That would be better.
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Chip Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Chip Wrote:See, the way you make those subjects funny, is to say "fuck", "shit", "cunt" and "cock" as much as possible during the story.
So... 5 yr old gets shot by stray bullet in gang gun fight becomes Mother-f@#?* 5 yr old gets f@#?* shot by a f@#?* bullet in a f@#?* gang f@#?* f@#?* ? :roflmao: :roflmao: .... Wait, not really that funny either :? . Maybe I did it wrong....
Ok, I think what you did wrong was you didn't talk about how stupid the kid is.
DAMMIT!  ad: I have shamed myself.... I shall leave now...
No, really, I have to go do my time in court (as a witness)... Maybe I'll pop in later. Bye all!!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Chip Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Chip Wrote:See, the way you make those subjects funny, is to say "fuck", "shit", "cunt" and "cock" as much as possible during the story.
So... 5 yr old gets shot by stray bullet in gang gun fight becomes Mother-f@#?* 5 yr old gets f@#?* shot by a f@#?* bullet in a f@#?* gang f@#?* f@#?* ? :roflmao: :roflmao: .... Wait, not really that funny either :? . Maybe I did it wrong....
Ok, I think what you did wrong was you didn't talk about how stupid the kid is.
DAMMIT! ad: I have shamed myself.... I shall leave now...
No, really, I have to go do my time in court (as a witness)... Maybe I'll pop in later. Bye all!!
Oh no, I've shamed myself for knowing that. You did good by not knowing it.
See ya, have fun!
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Random.
I just did a search on my Android market for the SiriusXM app, and somehow, one of the results that came up was for a Harry Potter Memory game. But the maker of the game is "Prestige Worldwide". I laughed a little at that one.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:michaelangelo Wrote:currently on spotcenter, Rich Davis' river of death story, classic
That story instantly makes me think of that scene in Robin Hood, Men in Tights where that Little John guy fell in the water and thought he was drowning.. only it was a little ditch with a couple inches of water. Great frickin movie. Faygelas? NO we're straight. Haha classic.
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Where is everyone?
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This thread is dying on the vine.
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Hopefully I get my math score back today.
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Great game last night. Philly isn't going away easy.
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So Covino is back in LA?
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Fuckin smilies won't work on my phone.
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