Friday April 23, 2010.......It Friday

[the keifer]

I must be pretty board if I'm arguing with Cleverbot.



User: I like to get drunk.

Cleverbot: What do you drink?

User: Lager.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?

User: Meat.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: All of it.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do not.

User: Do to times infiniti plus 1.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you obey me!

User: Fuck you!

Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't.

User: YOU obay ME!

Cleverbot: I obey you.

[the keifer]

This is entertaining.


Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Professional idiot.

Cleverbot: Are you a clown?

User: No. Can't juggle.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: What to type in this box.

Cleverbot: Only Friend Computer can tell me that.

User: Tell you what. That you need some pussy?

Cleverbot: I do take therapy. You aren't helping with the problem!

User: Pussy is good therapy.

Cleverbot: I Went to therapy one. I found it didn't help me.

User: You gotta sweet talk her to get them pantys wet.

Cleverbot: Sure, I can keep a secret. What is your secret.

User: Tell them that you're in porn.

Cleverbot: No. I don't want a sister.

User: I didn't say it had to be your sister.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: What dat mean?

Cleverbot: I do not know the answer to this question.

User: You ever think a chick was so hot that you would eat her shit?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Did you ever eat a girls shit?

Cleverbot: Eat what, not really?

User: Her poop.

Cleverbot: That is wrong.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: You ever take a chick to the jazz cafe?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: Nice! Did she like it?

Cleverbot: Yes, she said you offered to marry her.

User: I only said that so I could bang her.

[negadave]

What's a cleverbot? hock:

cleverbot.com

you'll figure out the rest

I'm gonna check it out. With you guys asking stuff like " do you have a vagina" and "do you suck dick", It makes me wonder if Chris Hanson is gonna be reading that back to you one day.
I'm super paranoid about the internet sometimes

From keifers post:
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: Sure, I can keep a secret. What is your secret. hock: I don't think i'll be typing anything in on there