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Wednesday, May 18, 2016 ~ Cold Water
#1
In case you plan on swimming in the Great Lakes this weekend... They are warning people of the dangers of cold water.  Outside of sticking my toes in Lake Michigan, I have never actually swam in the lakes prior to the end of June.  Because they are fucking cold!!  

But this is cool info...

http://www.glerl.noaa.gov/res/glcfs/
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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#2
Jiffy Lube doing jiffy lube stuff. I actually worked at a jiffy lube for a summer when I was 18. Easily the smartest guy in that store. Those guys were sofa king wee todd id.

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/all-four-w...1777154744
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#3
I don't want to work right now, so I am touring the Pictured Rocks area on Google Earth. I'm taking my daughter there once she's old enough to really appreciate it. Maybe we can kayak the area.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#4
(05-18-2016, 08:48 AM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote: In case you plan on swimming in the Great Lakes this weekend... They are warning people of the dangers of cold water.  Outside of sticking my toes in Lake Michigan, I have never actually swam in the lakes prior to the end of June.  Because they are fucking cold!!  

But this is cool info...

http://www.glerl.noaa.gov/res/glcfs/


I swam in Lake Superior September long weekend, it was cold.
Jim and I were changing a screen on the wash deck the other day and I dropped my wrench into the wash basin/sand screw. Figured it would be a quick find but my arm was turning pink almost instantaneously. It was fucking cold. I ended up draining the basin and picking the wrench out
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#5
(05-18-2016, 09:05 AM)LeNeve Wrote: Jiffy Lube doing jiffy lube stuff. I actually worked at a jiffy lube for a summer when I was 18. Easily the smartest guy in that store. Those guys were sofa king wee todd id.

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/all-four-w...1777154744


I had a tech once drop the keys to a cash truck in the toilet. They were in his boob pocket and fell in when he flushed. If you ever want to hear someone scream and call people retards. Do that.
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#6
(05-18-2016, 09:05 AM)LeNeve Wrote: Jiffy Lube doing jiffy lube stuff. I actually worked at a jiffy lube for a summer when I was 18. Easily the smartest guy in that store. Those guys were sofa king wee todd id.

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/all-four-w...1777154744

Sweet head scoop, Bro!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#7
(05-18-2016, 09:56 AM)NussieT Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 08:48 AM)beckster Wrote: In case you plan on swimming in the Great Lakes this weekend... They are warning people of the dangers of cold water.  Outside of sticking my toes in Lake Michigan, I have never actually swam in the lakes prior to the end of June.  Because they are fucking cold!!  

But this is cool info...

http://www.glerl.noaa.gov/res/glcfs/


I swam in Lake Superior September long weekend, it was cold.  
Jim and I were changing a screen on the wash deck the other day and I dropped my wrench into the wash basin/sand screw.   Figured it would be a quick find but my arm was turning pink almost instantaneously.  It was fucking cold.   I ended up draining the basin and picking the wrench out

Is Lake Superior ever NOT cold?  Lake Michigan gets tolerable by August.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#8
(05-18-2016, 11:27 AM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 09:05 AM)LeNeve Wrote: Jiffy Lube doing jiffy lube stuff. I actually worked at a jiffy lube for a summer when I was 18. Easily the smartest guy in that store. Those guys were sofa king wee todd id.

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/all-four-w...1777154744

Sweet head scoop, Bro!

yeah. I'm kind of glad his wheels fell off.
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#9
(05-18-2016, 12:03 PM)LeNeve Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 11:27 AM)beckster Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 09:05 AM)LeNeve Wrote: Jiffy Lube doing jiffy lube stuff. I actually worked at a jiffy lube for a summer when I was 18. Easily the smartest guy in that store. Those guys were sofa king wee todd id.

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/all-four-w...1777154744

Sweet head scoop, Bro!

yeah. I'm kind of glad his wheels fell off.

Exactly
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#10
In my horny housewives fb group, they are all giving names to their va-j-js based on the last movie they watched. Funny shit.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#11
I said I was cold the other day, and my 8 year old niece told me to go stand in the corner. because its 90 degrees.

it took me a second to get it. but damn. 8 year old schooling me with some bizarre, geometry joke. lololol
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#12
(05-18-2016, 12:29 PM)LeNeve Wrote: I said I was cold the other day, and my 8 year old niece told me to go stand in the corner.   because its 90 degrees.

it took me a second to get it. but damn. 8 year old schooling me with some bizarre, geometry joke. lololol

Bahahaha!! That's great  Tongue
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#13
I think I would like to drive thru this the next time I am in the U.P.  

[Image: port-dolomite.jpg]
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#14
(05-18-2016, 11:28 AM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 09:56 AM)NussieT Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 08:48 AM)beckster Wrote: In case you plan on swimming in the Great Lakes this weekend... They are warning people of the dangers of cold water.  Outside of sticking my toes in Lake Michigan, I have never actually swam in the lakes prior to the end of June.  Because they are fucking cold!!  

But this is cool info...

http://www.glerl.noaa.gov/res/glcfs/


I swam in Lake Superior September long weekend, it was cold.  
Jim and I were changing a screen on the wash deck the other day and I dropped my wrench into the wash basin/sand screw.   Figured it would be a quick find but my arm was turning pink almost instantaneously.  It was fucking cold.   I ended up draining the basin and picking the wrench out

Is Lake Superior ever NOT cold?  Lake Michigan gets tolerable by August.


I'm not sure that was my first time. I swam in the Pacific Ocean off of Vancouver island but that was almost 20 years ago I went.
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#15
(05-18-2016, 02:01 PM)NussieT Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 11:28 AM)beckster Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 09:56 AM)NussieT Wrote:
(05-18-2016, 08:48 AM)beckster Wrote: In case you plan on swimming in the Great Lakes this weekend... They are warning people of the dangers of cold water.  Outside of sticking my toes in Lake Michigan, I have never actually swam in the lakes prior to the end of June.  Because they are fucking cold!!  

But this is cool info...

http://www.glerl.noaa.gov/res/glcfs/


I swam in Lake Superior September long weekend, it was cold.  
Jim and I were changing a screen on the wash deck the other day and I dropped my wrench into the wash basin/sand screw.   Figured it would be a quick find but my arm was turning pink almost instantaneously.  It was fucking cold.   I ended up draining the basin and picking the wrench out

Is Lake Superior ever NOT cold?  Lake Michigan gets tolerable by August.


I'm not sure that was my first time.  I swam in the Pacific Ocean off of Vancouver island but that was almost 20 years ago I went.

I've heard people say that it never gets that warm.  Lake Michigan will get toasty warm in along the sand bar areas.  Lake Huron, too for that matter.  I haven't been to Lake Superior since I was 13 or so.  I'd love to do another circle tour someday.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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