Friday, May 1, 2015 ~ Barn Find

[Chip]

Much cooler than horse racing...

Slot Car Racing European Championship

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Better than horse racing? I think not

I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

[NussieT]

Theres horse racing at the Downs in Winnipeg all the time. I'm turning 29 years old this year and never in my life have I gone... I'm not all that interested in going anyway

[Beckster]

Oh Flint, where bums beat up professional boxers

http://www.wnem.com/story/28946569/forme...town-flint

[Beckster]

http://www.wnem.com/story/28944190/man-p...o-save-dog

[Chip]

I went to a horse track once.
I had a couple of beers.
The betting was confusing as hell.
The people I was with explained a "perfecta" to me, so I went with that.
I think I came close to breaking even.

[Chip]

Micheal Moore has absolutely lost his mind.
But I say give it a try. We can designate a state or an island or something, where we send all these newly freed criminals. What ever cops they hire, won't be armed. And Micheal Moore has to go live there too.
And just see how his Utopian society works out.

Here's my demand: I want every African-American currently incarcerated for drug "crimes" or nonviolent offenses released from prison today.

Next demand: Disarm the police. We have a 1/4 billion 2nd amendment guns in our homes 4 protection. We'll survive til the right cops r hired

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/article...26458.html

[Chip]

Last night, I fell asleep watching hockey, and woke up in the middle of the night with the TV still on CBC.
And watched a few minutes of their news coverage of this Baltimore mess.
I can't tell you how refreshing it was.
They had a reporter there who has spent his time there talking to both sides.
And actually just reporting on what they're saying, and what they're doing. And giving an honest effort to state each sides "case".
Instead of just showing the riots and saying how everyone is nothing but criminals.
Or saying that all cops are evil, racist bastards.

[NussieT]

My kid brought a fucking turtle in my house. I kept telling her to keep her hands away from his mouth because it would bite. She's like " no he's my friend". We let it go near the waters edge, the dog kept trying to eat it.

[Chip]

My kid brought a fucking turtle in my house. I kept telling her to keep her hands away from his mouth because it would bite. She's like " no he's my friend". We let it go near the waters edge, the dog kept trying to eat it.

Aw come on, I had turtles as pets when I was younger.
Turtles are awesome.

[Beckster]

I went to a horse track once.
I had a couple of beers.
The betting was confusing as hell.
The people I was with explained a "perfecta" to me, so I went with that.
I think I came close to breaking even.

I have a gambling account I bet through. I don't make huge bets, because it's just for fun. I've been riding off my original $20 I deposited to the account years ago. I usually cash out once it gets high enough to make a decent payout. I pulled an exacta last year that paid decent enough to bump my account up for me, which was great considering I haven't been gambling too much lately.

[NussieT]

My kid brought a fucking turtle in my house. I kept telling her to keep her hands away from his mouth because it would bite. She's like " no he's my friend". We let it go near the waters edge, the dog kept trying to eat it.

Aw come on, I had turtles as pets when I was younger.
Turtles are awesome.

She told me it was a ninja turtle.

[Chip]

How did I miss that this is happening?

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[Chip]

My kid brought a fucking turtle in my house. I kept telling her to keep her hands away from his mouth because it would bite. She's like " no he's my friend". We let it go near the waters edge, the dog kept trying to eat it.

Aw come on, I had turtles as pets when I was younger.
Turtles are awesome.

She told me it was a ninja turtle.

And you still made her get rid of it?!?!?

[Beckster]

My kid brought a fucking turtle in my house. I kept telling her to keep her hands away from his mouth because it would bite. She's like " no he's my friend". We let it go near the waters edge, the dog kept trying to eat it.

Aw come on, I had turtles as pets when I was younger.
Turtles are awesome.

Yeah. My sisters and I used to catch them all of the time. We'd keep them around for awhile, then put them back into the creek. Mom didn't care as long as we left the snappers alone.

[Beckster]

My kid brought a fucking turtle in my house. I kept telling her to keep her hands away from his mouth because it would bite. She's like " no he's my friend". We let it go near the waters edge, the dog kept trying to eat it.

Aw come on, I had turtles as pets when I was younger.
Turtles are awesome.

She told me it was a ninja turtle.

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