Wednesday 2/25/2015 - Brought it!

[Joe]

So I just looked up the girl I used to date by that explosion on Facebook.... I guess I'm not the only one that put on a crap load of weight. I quit smoking. She must have quit heroin.

[Joe]

caller on nascaR radio thinks they should put parachutes on the sprint cup cars. wow.

Only on Danica's car

[LeNeve]

dutch 200. sounds like some sort of gang bang.

[Joe]

dutch 200. sounds like some sort of gang bang.

Or a lot of farts under the covers.

[Chip]

In all the leagues I've been in, I think I've only seen one dutch 200.
But I've probably seen close to 50 300's

[LeNeve]

Czech 100.

its real. :eek:

[Joe]

Batman's parents got killed when he was lil Wayne

[LeNeve]

changing oil in the boss lady's raptor this morning. iT only has 1900 miles. It never gets to do cool raptor stuff, like the other trucks. its like a home school kid.

[NussieT]

I've wanted to for awhile but it's hard to keep people in that job so I've been told to mellow out. So I have.

Yeah I get the impression that you have as much work rage as I do.

I used to be worse., I stopped really caring what my employees do.

[LeNeve]

Batman's parents got killed when he was lil Wayne

:roflmao: :roflmao:

[Joe]

2 gold fish are in a tank.

1 fish turns to the other and asks....


"You know how to drive this thing?"

[Chip]

2 gold fish are in a tank.

1 fish turns to the other and asks....


"You know how to drive this thing?"

[LeNeve]

2 gold fish are in a tank.

1 fish turns to the other and asks....


"You know how to drive this thing?"

:roflmao: :roflmao:

[NussieT]

Honda Civic wanted to race me this morning. He gets next to me drops it down a gear or two mashes on the gas and BOOM! Black smoke and the smell of oil.

I bet it would make him feel even worse if I were to go back to where he pulled over and tell him I didn't feel like racing. I mean it's too early for that shit. I bet he's walking in the cold right now. :grin:

I would have stopped. Beeped the horn, gave him the thumbs up and drove away.

[NussieT]

I'm so freaking bored.