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Thursday 12/4/14 - Tuna Condoms
#16
NussieT Wrote:I met this guy at the winnipeg fire paramedic half marathon in October. He was so close to beating it too!!

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Running and Drinking? Now, that would be a challenge.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#17
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Wanna a piece of Burt Reynolds?

Start bidding
http://www.julienslive.com/view-auctions...og/id/146/
They are selling the Bandit. I would love that car. It is so sad he is in this poor of shape financially to have to sell of shit like this. Confusedad:
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#18
LeNeve Wrote:he was so close to beating it. :eek:

:roflmao: :roflmao:

:drum:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#19
Confusedad:
LeNeve Wrote:
beckster Wrote:An Angler used a Gatorade bottle to catch a marlin. I'd tell you how, but the story is blocked. I hate that, it makes me even more curious to read the story.

thats the story that I learned about tuna condoms. :high5:

Dammit! All the good stuff is always blocked. Confusedad:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#20
The chick I work with asked for help writing a cover letter for a job she is applying to. I gave her this:

Hello Dan, I am interested in this position. I am awesome and highly skilled, so it should be a no-brainer that you offer it to me. Hey, I have degrees and stuff. You should hit me up and we can talk about it some more. I'll fill you in on my awesomeness. Don't forget to call me. Thanks!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#21
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
beckster Wrote:You also know news is slow when they have stories about celeb neighbors helping each other out. [smiley]boring[/smiley]

There's a gas station in the middle of no where that is selling gas for under $2.
So there's that.

One station near here has it for $2.66/gal. I'd drive to a station that was under $2.

There are a couple places that are $2.50
Not anywhere near my commutes though.
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#22
hit me up Dan. :roflmao:
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#23
JDubb Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Wanna a piece of Burt Reynolds?

Start bidding
http://www.julienslive.com/view-auctions...og/id/146/
They are selling the Bandit. I would love that car. It is so sad he is in this poor of shape financially to have to sell of shit like this. Confusedad:

He released a statement the he is "financially stable" and that he's selling because he's got a lot of crap.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Reply
#24
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Wanna a piece of Burt Reynolds?

Start bidding
http://www.julienslive.com/view-auctions...og/id/146/
They are selling the Bandit. I would love that car. It is so sad he is in this poor of shape financially to have to sell of shit like this. Confusedad:

He released a statement the he is "financially stable" and that he's selling because he's got a lot of crap.
:bullshit:
There is no way he would sell the Bandit if he was financially stable.
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#25
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:The chick I work with asked for help writing a cover letter for a job she is applying to. I gave her this:

Hello Dan, I am interested in this position. I am awesome and highly skilled, so it should be a no-brainer that you offer it to me. Hey, I have degrees and stuff. You should hit me up and we can talk about it some more. I'll fill you in on my awesomeness. Don't forget to call me. Thanks!
Wtf :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#26
JDubb Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Wanna a piece of Burt Reynolds?

Start bidding
http://www.julienslive.com/view-auctions...og/id/146/
They are selling the Bandit. I would love that car. It is so sad he is in this poor of shape financially to have to sell of shit like this. Confusedad:

He released a statement the he is "financially stable" and that he's selling because he's got a lot of crap.
:bullshit:
There is no way he would sell the Bandit if he was financially stable.

I would suspect as much, but that's what I read this morning. The guy is 78, so maybe he was to cash out now.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Reply
#27
JDubb Wrote:
beckster Wrote:The chick I work with asked for help writing a cover letter for a job she is applying to. I gave her this:

Hello Dan, I am interested in this position. I am awesome and highly skilled, so it should be a no-brainer that you offer it to me. Hey, I have degrees and stuff. You should hit me up and we can talk about it some more. I'll fill you in on my awesomeness. Don't forget to call me. Thanks!
Wtf :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I am going to find a job to apply to and send them some version of this. :wink:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#28
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
JDubb Wrote::bullshit:
There is no way he would sell the Bandit if he was financially stable.

I would suspect as much, but that's what I read this morning. The guy is 78, so maybe he was to cash out now.
The "Bandit" being auctioned is a replica. I feel duped.
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#29
The new Bond car, Aston Martin DB10


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#30
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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