Monday, August 4, 2014 ~ Shake Weight

[LeNeve]

you have to be healthy to take a bath. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Beckster]

Carls Jr has a new commercial out

[youtube_url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arYeLZm2Fto[/youtube_url]

[Chip]

Tbilisi is a major tourist destination now.

http://www.eturbonews.com/48702/tourism-...es-georgia

[Chip]

Ulysses Kansas smells like ass today. ad:

I don't know why.

smells like fermenting grains being shit out by a sick hippopoptoumus, then eaten by an elephant, and shit out again by the elephant, onto a pile of rotting zebra corpses.

I imagine that's what Toledo Ohio was like this weekend.
They had some "algae bomb" make all the water toxic. And it was this weird kind of toxic where they said "only healthy adults can bathe in it" and boiling it only made the toxins worse.

thats like a plot out of a shitty horror movie.

Haha.
Being stuck in Ohio with a bunch of sick people who can't bathe.
:barf:

[Chip]

Carls Jr has a new commercial out

[youtube_url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arYeLZm2Fto[/youtube_url]

Paris Hilton is still alive?

[LeNeve]

PAris Hilton. brought toi you by carls Jr.

[Chip]

I want a cheeseburger now.

[Chip]

PAris Hilton. brought toi you by carls Jr.

Carls Jr believes no child should go hungry.

[Chip]

I remember spending a half an hour looking for a close up of this flag, and I just found it looking for pictures of Carls Jr in Idiocracy.

[Chip]

TBWC coming up next on The Ocho

Tank Biathlon World Championship will kick-off in Alabino, a town to the southwest of Moscow, on August 4. Teams from Angola, Armenia, Belarus, China, India, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Mongolia, Russia, Serbia and Venezuela will have to navigate a distance of 20 kilometres (12.5 miles), evading various obstacles, crossing rivers and bridges and shooting at a set of targets. All teams except for China will compete using Russia-made T-72B tanks.

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[Chip]

An important day is coming up very soon...

TNA Wrestling Declares August 7th “National Put Your Boss Through A Table Day”

[Beckster]

10 days until school starts again. :high5:

Really? The schools around here won't start up until after Labor Day.

[Beckster]

Cold wars are lame, and boring. like when two guys are supposed to be fighting, in the school yard, but just stand there talking shit to each other.

Until some other asshole pushes one into the other guy, to get things going.

I think in this case, it would be some other little punk who decides to run in and sucker punch Russia in the face, like Georgia.
Then B will get all sad when Tbilisi is nuked.

Who would want to nuke a place like this??

[Chip]

10 days until school starts again. :high5:

Really? The schools around here won't start up until after Labor Day.

Maybe it's because I just watched this movie this weekend, but Labor Day reminded me of this scene.

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[Beckster]

I think I've had my AC on for about a week, maybe two, so far this summer.

We haven't had ours on that much