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Monday, August 4, 2014 ~ Shake Weight
#1
Upon opening a box containing a gift wrapped Shake Weight........... Jim turned to me and lovingly said "Fuck You"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#2
You didn't get him the double headed dildo that he really wanted?
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#3
Chip Wrote:You didn't get him the double headed dildo that he really wanted?

It wasn't going to be able to ship on time. I also got him a new Samsung Galaxy
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#4
So who watched that Paul George video?
:eek:
:barf:
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#5
Chip Wrote:So who watched that Paul George video?
:eek:
:barf:

That basketball player? I am avoiding it, but I'll eventually cave.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#6
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Chip Wrote:So who watched that Paul George video?
:eek:
:barf:

That basketball player? I am avoiding it, but I'll eventually cave.

It's sick.
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#7
Don't mind me, I'm just taking my whale shark to the market on my bad ass truck.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...China.html
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#8
that looks delicious.
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#9
That whale shark got car sick and why is there a fish on the lying on the pavement next to it?
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#10
I don't know who Hunter Pence is, but he sounds like a dick head.

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#11
Hey! I put ketchup on my hotdog. Along with mustard and onion.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#12
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Hey! I put ketchup on my hotdog. Along with mustard and onion.

:ban:
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#13
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Hey! I put ketchup on my hotdog. Along with mustard and onion.

As if Hunter Pence hadn't taken enough abuse, now he's got you backing him?
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#14
LeNeve Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Hey! I put ketchup on my hotdog. Along with mustard and onion.

:ban:

:roflmao:
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#15
LeNeve Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Hey! I put ketchup on my hotdog. Along with mustard and onion.

:ban:

:finger:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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