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Jim's birthday is coming up, so I thought I would upgrade his phone for him. It's really annoying when you chat with a C.S. person who tells you one thing, but when you call Verizon another C.S. person says something entirely different. Needless to say, if these guys are wrong and I get screwed over, I am going to be pissed off.
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Speaking of shitty customer service. I blasted this store that my mom went to over 2 months ago for treating her like shit. I got a 45 minute phone call yesterday from the owner apologizing for the whole ordeal. Turns out the asshole that was so nasty to my mom was her husband. She ended the call by inviting me to stop by the store to meet her. I responded by telling her that might not be a good idea if her hubby is there, because I might feel inclined to punch him for dissing on my kid and mother.
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punch him right in the boner
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LeNeve Wrote:punch him right in the boner
On his Birthday? I do that on a normal day. :grin:
I scored one of those Shake Weights for him. I am going to wrap it up and make him think that's his actual gift. It's going to be hilarious!!! :roflmao:
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He's going to go on vacation with the shake weight.
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LeNeve Wrote:beckster Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:punch him right in the boner
On his Birthday? I do that on a normal day. :grin:
I scored one of those Shake Weights for him. I am going to wrap it up and make him think that's his actual gift. It's going to be hilarious!!! :roflmao:
does it have the optional post work out cooling spray?
No, but I can pick up a spray bottle from the Dollar Store to put with it!
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LeNeve Wrote:He's going to go on vacation with the shake weight.
He'll be too sore to tug one out. That thing is a bitch to use.
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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Why do they have to take good stuff off the web before I can see it?
http://www.wnem.com/story/26082610/husba...work-email
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Chip Wrote:beckster Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:punch him right in the boner
On his Birthday? I do that on a normal day. :grin:
I scored one of those Shake Weights for him. I am going to wrap it up and make him think that's his actual gift. It's going to be hilarious!!! :roflmao:
If you're ever it a party, like Christmas or a birthday, where someone is getting a bunch of gifts, it's funny to slip something really inappropriate in. Just put someone else's name on it.
One Christmas, one of my co-workers bought the President of the Company (a very old and serious man) one of those Santa Hat thongs... Awkward as hell but so funny.
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If you ever notice Santa Clause, and he happens to have a boner, don't talk to him. It's probaly not the real Santa.
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