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Joe Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:beckster Wrote:Joe Wrote:I'm uncomfortable with the balls rage going on here
I like watching dudes get it on.
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This is awkward.... :?
Things are spiraling in a bad direction quickly. :?
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I got a 6 pack of this last week. IT was pretty good. Good sippin beer.
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So on Friday I had this pour. The guy was super creepy. He lived in the middle of nowhere in this shitty little house that only had one door in/out.
I show up and he's like how does a pretty little girl like you start driving. It's hot.
He was like do you want something to drink? Bug spray? It's just in the house. I was thanking god I wore my steel toes so I could hoof him in the nuts as hard as I could if I needed to get away.
I dropped my Crete, got my money and ducked off as fast as I could.
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The guy reminded me of Derick. Sitting in the bushes just waiting for his next prey.
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It is nowhere near time to leave and that means I have to keep working. :killme:
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he wanted you to drink bug spray?
he skipped the romance, and went straight to the rape drug.
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warning, drinking bug spray may cause anal pains.
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NussieT Wrote:So on Friday I had this pour. The guy was super creepy. He lived in the middle of nowhere in this shitty little house that only had one door in/out.
I show up and he's like how does a pretty little girl like you start driving. It's hot.
He was like do you want something to drink? Bug spray? It's just in the house. I was thanking god I wore my steel toes so I could hoof him in the nuts as hard as I could if I needed to get away.
I dropped my Crete, got my money and ducked off as fast as I could.
There should be laws that say we are allowed to kick them in the balls just for being creepy like that.
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LeNeve Wrote:he wanted you to drink bug spray?
he skipped the romance, and went straight to the rape drug.
Chivelry is so dead these days. Even with rapists.
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JDubb Wrote:Am I still welcome?
As long as you and LeNeve keep your romance on a PG level.
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its 102 degrees. It makes me want to kick an orca in the face.