Tuesday 6/24/2014 - DBC 5 Travel day.

[Beckster]

well. I'll be damned. I was telling the parts guy about the bathroom rapin thats been happening. He believes someone attempted to rape him once. at a gas station restroom.... in Wichita. He said he was droppin an emergency duece at a Quick Trip, and some black dude came in, and started peaking at him through the crack in the stall door. then talking dirty to him and shit like that. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Well, my parts guy was packing heat, and had to pull his weapon on the sneaky raper. Police got involved, guy got arrested. Happy ending pretty much. but still. I guess that shit might actually be happening to weaker dudes.

hock: Glad I'm not a dude.

[LeNeve]

You know what? I love Phyllis. And know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is an incredibly, incredibly attractive person. Come here, give me a kiss, come on

you don't have to worry. I'm not gonna report you to HR.

I'm not worried! You know what? The only thing I am worried about is getting a boner.

[Chip]

[LeNeve]

We are not in the playground anymore. There are new rules. We have to be mature, but we can't lose the spirit of childlike wonder. What is love anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules. Like me and Jan. Or Oscar and some guy. Life is short. When two people find each other, what should get in their way?

[LeNeve]

What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

[Beckster]

Piss maybe, but claw up? Not likely. It was too young.

I was at the greenhouse last week and the owners cat had kittens and they were running around. One of them climbed up my leg, those claws were sharp as shit. They were 3-4 weeks old.

that was probably the age of this little girl. Her teeth were sharp too.

[LeNeve]

I just saw the cutest baby horse fresh from the vagina. Probaly only a few hours old. He was still all wobbly walking.

[Beckster]

What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

[LeNeve]

Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.

[LeNeve]

A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students, and then, like, 12 other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us.

[LeNeve]

I tried. I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in "Scream 2." She thinks she can go off to college and be happy. And then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

[Beckster]

I just saw the cutest baby horse fresh from the vagina. Probaly only a few hours old. He was still all wobbly walking.

Newborns have a cuteness about them.

[Beckster]

Here is the little biter

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.

[LeNeve]

Little pillow biter

[Joe]

Leneve is confusing on a whole new level these days.

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