04-04-2014, 09:26 AM
you could make wheel weights that look like weiners. then put them on peoples wheels. then they would be all unbalanced. then have to tell everyone they were thrown off by a penis.
Friday 4/4/14....Its friday bitches
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04-04-2014, 09:26 AM
you could make wheel weights that look like weiners. then put them on peoples wheels. then they would be all unbalanced. then have to tell everyone they were thrown off by a penis.
04-04-2014, 09:27 AM
LeNeve Wrote:order a big assorted master kit if you can, then you won't have to worry about it anymore. or make your own custom ones. molded into whatever shape you want.I just ordered a box, cost me $80, but it has 60 strips. roughly 11lbs. considering i use 1/2 a strip at most for tire changes, this should last a long time I'm a juggernaut of awesomeness
04-04-2014, 09:31 AM
Derick Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:order a big assorted master kit if you can, then you won't have to worry about it anymore. or make your own custom ones. molded into whatever shape you want.I just ordered a box, cost me $80, but it has 60 strips. roughly 11lbs. considering i use 1/2 a strip at most for tire changes, this should last a long time sell that shit on the black market and make dat money
04-04-2014, 10:19 AM
Where is Kiefer? The "Hose that Grows" is a 2 pump chump... :roflmao:
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Pocket-Hose-U...d=55755951
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!!
04-04-2014, 11:13 AM
Putin is a big fat bully, Dawg.
Former President and noted painter George W. Bush has unveiled his portraits of 24 current and former world leaders, including Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair, the Dalai Lama and his father, George H.W. Bush. In an interview broadcast on NBC's "Today" show Friday, Bush told his daughter, "Today" contributor Jenna Bush Hager, about an uncomfortable encounter he had with the Russian president. “As you know, our dear dog Barney, who had a special place in my heart — Putin dissed him and said, ‘You call it a dog?’" Bush recalled. “A year later, your mom and I go to visit and Vladimir says, ‘Would you like to meet my dog?’ Out bounds this huge hound, obviously much bigger than a Scottish terrier, and Putin looks at me and says, ‘Bigger, stronger and faster than Barney.' “I just took it in. I didn’t react," Bush continued. "I just said, 'Wow. Anybody who thinks 'my dog is bigger than your dog' is an interesting character.' And that painting kind of reflects that.” http://news.yahoo.com/bush-paintings-wor...42710.html
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!!
04-04-2014, 12:54 PM
just had my highest score yet 19,556
but no 2048, had the two 1024s circling around each other for awhile. I feel defeated finally.
04-04-2014, 01:49 PM
The youngest terrorist ever..
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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!!
04-04-2014, 01:50 PM
Serial Pooper
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Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!!
04-04-2014, 02:19 PM
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