Monday 3/24/2014 - Oh nice, it's cold.

[Beckster]

Oderus Urungus died too.

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woot: He was only 50 yrs old, too

[Chip]

Wow. That funeral I just got back from was brutal. Straight out of a dramatic movie. Sherrie (my boss, deceased guys mom) dropped to the floor at the church walking up the isle and refused to move. I feel so bad for her and the rest of the family.

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[Beckster]

I didn't care enough to read the whole story, but

Shakira was once booted out of her school choir for sounding like a goat.

[Chip]

I didn't care enough to read the whole story, but

Shakira was once booted out of her school choir for sounding like a goat.

Just-looking-at-the-pictures-5 :high5:

[LeNeve]

Wow. That funeral I just got back from was brutal. Straight out of a dramatic movie. Sherrie (my boss, deceased guys mom) dropped to the floor at the church walking up the isle and refused to move. I feel so bad for her and the rest of the family.

Those kinds of funerals are always tough.

Jim's bud lost his baby brother in a car accident. He was 22yrs old and had 2 little kids. I didn't know the guy and I got all choked up at that funeral.

Ive never been to any funerals other than older people who died naturally.
Im still trying to wrap my head around suicide. I wouldn't ever want to put my family and friends through that.

[LeNeve]

I had this big speech all worked out to tell my boss when we went up to greet the family out at the cemetery. But the minute I looked at her I started crying, then she started crying and we just sat there crying and holding each other for a few minutes. I guess that's good enough.

[Brampton]

My sons teacher just sent me an email asking if Mike wanted to take Buttercup the class guinea pig home for Spring break. Not going to happen. My cats would eat the thing if not my daughter would squish it to death.

as long as it doesn't nibble its way through someones ball sack

[LeNeve]

My sons teacher just sent me an email asking if Mike wanted to take Buttercup the class guinea pig home for Spring break. Not going to happen. My cats would eat the thing if not my daughter would squish it to death.

as long as it doesn't nibble its way through someones ball sack

That would be awesome.

[LeNeve]

Sack nibblers

[Chip]

My sons teacher just sent me an email asking if Mike wanted to take Buttercup the class guinea pig home for Spring break. Not going to happen. My cats would eat the thing if not my daughter would squish it to death.

as long as it doesn't nibble its way through someones ball sack

That would be awesome.

Holy schnikes

[Beckster]

That first clue is when he approaches you in a Walmart. The second clue he's not a podiatrist is the moment he starts sucking your toes.

http://www.wnem.com/story/25028796/polic...at-walmart

[LeNeve]

That first clue is when he approaches you in a Walmart. The second clue he's not a podiatrist is the moment he starts sucking your toes.

http://www.wnem.com/story/25028796/polic...at-walmart

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[NussieT]

So my cousins funeral on Saturday was my first funeral since my grandpas almost 5 years ago.
I show up to the funeral wearing my winter parka, my works boots (I polished them up because I no longer own dress shoes), a black and light blue argyle sweater and black pants. I also wore a bright blue sweater.
My sister in law yelled at me and told me I was in appropriate. What the hell was wrong? A girl was wearing a neon pink hoodie, another was wearing a similar blue sweater and an aunt of mine was wearing a red and yellow flowered dress.

You, a girl, don't own dress shoes?

No. I have open toed heels, 4" heels and about 3 pairs of dressy sandals but no dress shoes or boots.
I have had no need to wear dress boots in years. At maxim and even now I am required to wear steel toed boots for my job.

[NussieT]

Good grief, it's not like you wore ripped up jeans and was covered in grime. I hope you told her to shut up.

I just ignored her and continued on what I was doing. I could have taken off my sweater. I didn't realize I should have gone shopping and bought a funeral coat, funeral shoes and a funeral sweater.

As a rule, you should have one outfit for such occasions, but whatever, if you looked decent, then she can just get over it.

I've dropped 5-6 clothing sizes in the last 2 years. All my old clothes are too big even stuff from last summer is too big.

[LeNeve]

dropping 5 to 6 sizes is the perfect excuse to buy a new wardrobe.