Thursday 11/27/2013 - Pre Turkey Bad Decisions

[Joe]

THAT is what the day before Thanksgiving is all about. There's nothing like waking up on Thanksgiving Day with a slight buzz and looking at the girl next to you and wondering WTF happened the night before. :beer:

[JDubb]

10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY
Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. STORMS THREATEN HOLIDAY TRAVEL
As millions of Americans take to the roads, bad weather across the Northeast and mid-Atlantic could disrupt their plans.

2. WHY WIND MIGHT GROUND GIANT BALLOONS IN MACY'S PARADE
Snoopy and the other iconic characters can't lift off if gusts exceed 34 mph - and current forecasts for Thursday call for gusts of 36 mph.

3. OBAMA'S SUCCESS ON IRAN DEAL MASKS ASIAN SHORTCOMINGS IN ASIA
The White House promised to make Asia a priority but so far it has little to show for that pledge.

4. HOW A RUSSIAN TV SHOW IS SPREADING ANTI-GAY PROPAGANDA
Program on Moscow's state television portrays homosexuals as corrupt and demonic.

5. BIDEN'S EFFORT TO STAY RELEVANT IS A DELICATE BALANCE
The vice president sometimes keeps a low-profile but his fortunes are closely tied to Obama's legacy.

6. WHAT MYANMAR'S NOBEL LAUREATE IS SAYING ABOUT ANTI-ISLAMIC VIOLENCE
Aung San Suu Kyi defends her stand on the attack s against Muslims while denying charges of ethnic cleansing in her homeland.

7. JUDGE DENIES O.J. SIMPSON BID FOR A NEW TRIAL
The former football star who is in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping will appeal to Nevada's highest court.

8. KITCHEN STAR MAKES NUTRITIOUS MEALS FOR MINNESOTA HOMELESS
The former Capital Grille chef says a "spiritual awakening" led him to the Salvation Army kitchen in St. Paul.

9. SLIM VOLUME FETCHES HUGE SUM
A tiny book of psalms from the mid-17th century, believed to be the first book printed in the U.S., sells for a record $14.2 million.

10. WHO IS COMPETING FOR BASEBALL'S HALL OF FAME
Nineteen newcomers, including four-time Cy Young winner Greg Maddux, are on the ballot along with four steroid-tainted holdovers.

[Chip]

You mean to tell me all those receipts out there on the internet with huge/tiny tips could be fake?
Just to make someone look cool/evil?

I'd go to this place and ask for her, just so I could not leave a tip now.

http://www.today.com/news/couple-claims-...2D11657476

[LeNeve]

4. HOW A RUSSIAN TV SHOW IS SPREADING ANTI-GAY PROPAGANDA
Program on Moscow's state television portrays homosexuals as corrupt and demonic.

shoe and shoelace?

[Chip]

6. WHAT MYANMAR'S NOBEL LAUREATE IS SAYING ABOUT ANTI-ISLAMIC VIOLENCE
Aung San Suu Kyi defends her stand on the attack s against Muslims while denying charges of ethnic cleansing in her homeland.

Wut?

[LeNeve]

You mean to tell me all those receipts out there on the internet with huge/tiny tips could be fake?
Just to make someone look cool/evil?

I'd go to this place and ask for her, just so I could not leave a tip now.

http://www.today.com/news/couple-claims-...2D11657476

what a dickhead

[LeNeve]

6. WHAT MYANMAR'S NOBEL LAUREATE IS SAYING ABOUT ANTI-ISLAMIC VIOLENCE
Aung San Suu Kyi defends her stand on the attack s against Muslims while denying charges of ethnic cleansing in her homeland.

Wut?

:whomo:

[Derick]

Too bad today is not thursday.

[Joe]

You mean to tell me all those receipts out there on the internet with huge/tiny tips could be fake?
Just to make someone look cool/evil?

I'd go to this place and ask for her, just so I could not leave a tip now.

http://www.today.com/news/couple-claims-...2D11657476

It's ok to be a lesbian, but it's not OK to rock that hair style.

[LeNeve]

You mean to tell me all those receipts out there on the internet with huge/tiny tips could be fake?
Just to make someone look cool/evil?

I'd go to this place and ask for her, just so I could not leave a tip now.

http://www.today.com/news/couple-claims-...2D11657476

how about the morons that actually sent her money. people are sofa king stupid.

[Joe]

You mean to tell me all those receipts out there on the internet with huge/tiny tips could be fake?
Just to make someone look cool/evil?

I'd go to this place and ask for her, just so I could not leave a tip now.

http://www.today.com/news/couple-claims-...2D11657476

how about the morons that actually sent her money. people are sofa king stupid.

The were probably hoping she'd use it for a makeover.

[NussieT]

Too bad today is not thursday.

it would be a lot quieter in my house right now and I wouldn't have to pick up glass in a snow storm if it was

[Beckster]

THAT is what the day before Thanksgiving is all about. There's nothing like waking up on Thanksgiving Day with a slight buzz and looking at the girl next to you and wondering WTF happened the night before. :beer:

Is that how your morning started? Because it's Wednesday.

[NussieT]

THAT is what the day before Thanksgiving is all about. There's nothing like waking up on Thanksgiving Day with a slight buzz and looking at the girl next to you and wondering WTF happened the night before. :beer:

Is that how your morning started? Because it's Wednesday.

I would agree with that statement but he has Stacy.

[Beckster]

[quote="JDubb"]10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY
Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. STORMS THREATEN HOLIDAY TRAVEL
As millions of Americans take to the roads, bad weather across the Northeast and mid-Atlantic could disrupt their plans.
They are only predicting an inch of snow for my area. Not a major deal unless people try to drive like complete fucktards.

2. WHY WIND MIGHT GROUND GIANT BALLOONS IN MACY'S PARADE
Snoopy and the other iconic characters can't lift off if gusts exceed 34 mph - and current forecasts for Thursday call for gusts of 36 mph.
I hope to actually be able to watch that and the Detroit parade tomorrow. ... Suck it Jim.

3. OBAMA'S SUCCESS ON IRAN DEAL MASKS ASIAN SHORTCOMINGS IN ASIA
The White House promised to make Asia a priority but so far it has little to show for that pledge.
Asia is not my priority

4. HOW A RUSSIAN TV SHOW IS SPREADING ANTI-GAY PROPAGANDA
Program on Moscow's state television portrays homosexuals as corrupt and demonic.
So it's not like that Queer Eye for the Straight guy show?

6. WHAT MYANMAR'S NOBEL LAUREATE IS SAYING ABOUT ANTI-ISLAMIC VIOLENCE
Aung San Suu Kyi defends her stand on the attack s against Muslims while denying charges of ethnic cleansing in her homeland.
How would one pronounce her name?

7. JUDGE DENIES O.J. SIMPSON BID FOR A NEW TRIAL
The former football star who is in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping will appeal to Nevada's highest court.
Who's more mammoth? OJ or Charles Manson?

8. KITCHEN STAR MAKES NUTRITIOUS MEALS FOR MINNESOTA HOMELESS
The former Capital Grille chef says a "spiritual awakening" led him to the Salvation Army kitchen in St. Paul.
I suspect those people don't give a flying fuck, they just want a warm meal.

9. SLIM VOLUME FETCHES HUGE SUM
A tiny book of psalms from the mid-17th century, believed to be the first book printed in the U.S., sells for a record $14.2 million.
I need to look over my books and see if any are valuable. I keep reading about books being worth $$$.

10. WHO IS COMPETING FOR BASEBALL'S HALL OF FAME
Nineteen newcomers, including four-time Cy Young winner Greg Maddux, are on the ballot along with four steroid-tainted holdovers.
I vote for Steroids.