WedNESday, Aug 7 ~Hurry up and Wait

[LeNeve]

I was told the funeral would be casual, so don't wear a suit. So I'm thinking, okay, I'll wear a nice long sleeve button down, and some slacks. I get to the church, and holy shit. When they said casual they meant casual. people wearing larry the cable guy sleevless flannels and cargo shorts and shit like that. my dad, and our group stuck out of the crowd for sure. must be an Oklahoma thing, a casual funeral like that.

even the preacher had jeans and a untucked polo shirt on. this was at a big ass mega church too.

big ass mega church with extra molecules!

[Donginator]

so it turns out my uncle that died, actually died from some sort of one in a billion flesh eating bacteria. one minute he's working on stuff in his driveway, then starts feeling bad. goes to the hospital, and 12 hours later he dissolved into fluid. bizarre shit.

it was sad, seeing projects he was working on just sitting in the driveway, probaly to never be finished now. I felt real bad for my cousins, who are around my age. and his 3 young grandkids were devastated

sorry ad: woot:

my condolences

[Brian]

so it turns out my uncle that died, actually died from some sort of one in a billion flesh eating bacteria. one minute he's working on stuff in his driveway, then starts feeling bad. goes to the hospital, and 12 hours later he dissolved into fluid. bizarre shit.

it was sad, seeing projects he was working on just sitting in the driveway, probaly to never be finished now. I felt real bad for my cousins, who are around my age. and his 3 young grandkids were devastated

sorry ad: woot:

my condolences

:whomo:

[Beckster]

I was told the funeral would be casual, so don't wear a suit. So I'm thinking, okay, I'll wear a nice long sleeve button down, and some slacks. I get to the church, and holy shit. When they said casual they meant casual. people wearing larry the cable guy sleevless flannels and cargo shorts and shit like that. my dad, and our group stuck out of the crowd for sure. must be an Oklahoma thing, a casual funeral like that.

even the preacher had jeans and a untucked polo shirt on. this was at a big ass mega church too.

big ass mega church with extra molecules!

Shome called me once to describe a wedding around there and, that's exactly what she said those people will wear.

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.

[NussieT]

I wonder what the interview process is like to work for T.

T: "Do you have a name?"
Interviewee: "Yes"
T: "You're hired!"

You are supposed to interview people!?

[NussieT]

I wonder what the interview process is like to work for T.

T: "Do you have a name?"
Interviewee: "Yes"
T: "You're hired!"

Or...

T: "Do you have a name?"
Interviewee: "I don't know"
T: "Are you related to me?
Interviewee: "Yes"
T: "You're hired!"

That's not true. We have 5 employees that aren't related to us. Two of them are brother and sister though. Two work together at the gas station part time in town and the other one I worked with his brother and sister for a year

[NussieT]

so it turns out my uncle that died, actually died from some sort of one in a billion flesh eating bacteria. one minute he's working on stuff in his driveway, then starts feeling bad. goes to the hospital, and 12 hours later he dissolved into fluid. bizarre shit.

it was sad, seeing projects he was working on just sitting in the driveway, probaly to never be finished now. I felt real bad for my cousins, who are around my age. and his 3 young grandkids were devastated

That's awful and so very sad.

[Beckster]

I wonder what the interview process is like to work for T.

T: "Do you have a name?"
Interviewee: "Yes"
T: "You're hired!"

You are supposed to interview people!?

:roflmao:

Sent from a place where pie is forbidden.