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Tuesday June 18, 2013 - Nam Sayin'
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:
Joe Wrote:A trip to Brazil sounds like the worst trip ever.


Have you seen those asses?

According to porn, a trip to Brazil would be epic.

Brazilians moved in across the street from my parents. Busted women and the kids wound up being criminals. One had to flee the country years ago and it still on the run. I think I'd rather go to Turkey
My sister went to Turkey, Egypt and Greece a few years ago. I can't remember which place she said was really grubby and dirty
Egypt

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NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:
Joe Wrote:A trip to Brazil sounds like the worst trip ever.


Have you seen those asses?

According to porn, a trip to Brazil would be epic.

Brazilians moved in across the street from my parents. Busted women and the kids wound up being criminals. One had to flee the country years ago and it still on the run. I think I'd rather go to Turkey
My sister went to Turkey, Egypt and Greece a few years ago. I can't remember which place she said was really grubby and dirty

That would be all three.

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Texas Fan Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Yup

What kind of answer is that?


Shes a mom now, they lose their reading ability for the first few months. Lack of sleep and act of being a milking cow messes with the head.

There is a lot of truth in that.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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Joe Wrote:
Texas Fan Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Yup

What kind of answer is that?


Shes a mom now, they lose their reading ability for the first few months. Lack of sleep and act of being a milking cow messes with the head.

She has given up and says Yup to everything.

Half of the time, it works every time!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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Pete Nice Wrote:I got pulled over on my way to work today. I didn't start until 1PM today.

Here is what he listed were the reasons:

1. Window tint
2. Obstructing license plate cover.
3. Going up to 77MPH
4. Merging onto the turnpike without a turn signal.
5. Making multiple lane changes to the left and right without a turn signal.
6. Expired insurance card. (the insurance is active though)

If he could have seen into the car, he would have also seen me on my cell phone.

He gave me a no follow up required warning. No tickets or fines. Sometimes I think being a PI helps me with the police, in fact I know it does.

He was in an unmarked silver Ford Taurus, I have never seen PASP in one of those. I think he was hanging out somewhere by the turnpike toll booths and that is why I didn't see him, that and I was using my cell phone....

Shit. How'd you manage to get pulled over by an unmarked? Did you cut him off???
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:I got pulled over on my way to work today. I didn't start until 1PM today.

Here is what he listed were the reasons:

1. Window tint
2. Obstructing license plate cover.
3. Going up to 77MPH
4. Merging onto the turnpike without a turn signal.
5. Making multiple lane changes to the left and right without a turn signal.
6. Expired insurance card. (the insurance is active though)

If he could have seen into the car, he would have also seen me on my cell phone.

He gave me a no follow up required warning. No tickets or fines. Sometimes I think being a PI helps me with the police, in fact I know it does.

He was in an unmarked silver Ford Taurus, I have never seen PASP in one of those. I think he was hanging out somewhere by the turnpike toll booths and that is why I didn't see him, that and I was using my cell phone....

Shit. How'd you manage to get pulled over by an unmarked? Did you cut him off???

:?
He listed 6 reasons, cutting him off wasn't one.
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Chip Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:I got pulled over on my way to work today. I didn't start until 1PM today.

Here is what he listed were the reasons:

1. Window tint
2. Obstructing license plate cover.
3. Going up to 77MPH
4. Merging onto the turnpike without a turn signal.
5. Making multiple lane changes to the left and right without a turn signal.
6. Expired insurance card. (the insurance is active though)

If he could have seen into the car, he would have also seen me on my cell phone.

He gave me a no follow up required warning. No tickets or fines. Sometimes I think being a PI helps me with the police, in fact I know it does.

He was in an unmarked silver Ford Taurus, I have never seen PASP in one of those. I think he was hanging out somewhere by the turnpike toll booths and that is why I didn't see him, that and I was using my cell phone....

Shit. How'd you manage to get pulled over by an unmarked? Did you cut him off???

:?
He listed 6 reasons, cutting him off wasn't one.

Usually it takes one act to get their attention. The pissy ones look for the rest after that. Maybe the dude was in a smood.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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