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So today is the last day of a local radio show that's been on forever here.
And they're playing a bunch of old clips, and they're doing a bunch of prank calls they made to doughnut shops in Chicago.
They're having them page customers named "Eric Kramerblows" and "Ed Belfourblows"
I still can't hear someone talk about Belfour without thinking Belfourblows.
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Ten Things You Need to Know Today: May 17, 2013
editorial.huffingtonpost.com First Posted: 05/17/13 EDT Updated: 05/17/13 EDT
Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:
1. HOUSE TO GRILL OUSTED IRS CHIEF
Steven Miller will have to answer to a Republican-run committee today about why conservative groups were targeted by the agency.
2. HOW A LOOPHOLE LET SOME TERRORISTS FLY
A government watchdog says some in the witness protection program weren't on no-fly lists.
3. WHY A WEAK YEN MAY MEAN NEW CARS IN U.S. DRIVEWAYS
Prices will drop for Japanese products such as Toyota automobiles and Sony electronics, which is good news for American and European consumers.
4. YEARS OF WORK DESTROYED BY TWISTERS IN HOURS
Habitat for Humanity had built many of the homes destroyed by 16 tornadoes that were also responsible for at least six deaths and dozens of injuries.in several small Texas communities.
5. ARMY OF SHAME
President Barack Obama says military leaders have told him they are "ashamed" of their failure to end sexual abuse in the armed services.
6. SYRIA'S PLANS FOR AFTER WAR ENDS
A six-member U.N. team led by a former Syrian planning minister has started a reconstruction initiative even as there is no end in sight for the civil unrest.
7. GOT WHEELS? COOL YOUR HEELS
American Airlines says people with just a bag – rolling suitcases not included – will be allowed to board flights before most other passengers.
8. WHERE POWERBALL IS GETTING ITS LATEST PUSH
With California recently joining states that offer the lottery, players there and in neighboring Nevada are hoping for a piece of an estimated $550 million jackpot.
9. WHAT BECKHAM GAVE TO US SOCCER
David Beckham retires from the sport, but left Major League Soccer with the kind of legitimacy and visibility it would have taken decades to reach on its own.
10. WHO THE LATEST `AMERICAN IDOL' IS
Vocal powerhouse Candice Glover bested country singer Kree Harrison to win the 12th edition of the contest and a record deal.
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I feel so sorry for IB's family. My thoughts and prayers are with them...
Good morning my friends!
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my yen is totally weak right now.
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I asked him if he finds alot of semen when he investigates crime scenes. he got mad.
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my boss is using the dildo broom.
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It's the Friday before the long weekend. The yuppies are all heading to the lake... It's safer to stay home
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The Raging Yens should be a band.
Friday 5/17/13 RIP "Irish" Ben Corbitt
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