Wednesday 05/15 - I hope everyone is happy now...

[LeNeve]

well that was weirf...

[Brian]

okay. i'm going to google it.

We all knew you would.

[Joe]

What we tell our customers to do when they need service performed:
1. Call the Helpdesk
2. Fill out the online form
3. Send an email tot he helpdesk

What the customer actually does:
1. Calls me 3 times, leaves a voicemail, then calls the desktop tech assigned to the account, leaves a voicemail, then calls the account manager to complain that they can't get help.

[Pete Nice]

Why is the Jodi Arias an important case nationally? Don't crazy women kill men all the time?

I saw her nude pictures yesterday. Her pussy is beat the fuck up, big old meat curtain bacon strips on the top. Not a very attractive vagina at all.

[JDubb]

What we tell our customers to do when they need service performed:
1. Call the Helpdesk
2. Fill out the online form
3. Send an email tot he helpdesk

What the customer actually does:
1. Calls me 3 times, leaves a voicemail, then calls the desktop tech assigned to the account, leaves a voicemail, then calls the account manager to complain that they can't get help.

Because this doesn't work.

[Pete Nice]

my lesbian friend is always going to gay conventions in MN.

MN is inclusive/equal!

*fixed*

[Beckster]

I didn't JDubb the date for anyone...

Good morning buttbros!

:high5: I am so proud.

[LeNeve]

Why is the Jodi Arias an important case nationally? Don't crazy women kill men all the time?

I saw her nude pictures yesterday. Her pussy is beat the fuck up, big old meat curtain bacon strips on the top. Not a very attractive vagina at all.

I assumed that's what she was packing just from seeing her on tv.

[Joe]

Why is the Jodi Arias an important case nationally? Don't crazy women kill men all the time?

I saw her nude pictures yesterday. Her pussy is beat the fuck up, big old meat curtain bacon strips on the top. Not a very attractive vagina at all.

There's nudes?

[Joe]

What we tell our customers to do when they need service performed:
1. Call the Helpdesk
2. Fill out the online form
3. Send an email tot he helpdesk

What the customer actually does:
1. Calls me 3 times, leaves a voicemail, then calls the desktop tech assigned to the account, leaves a voicemail, then calls the account manager to complain that they can't get help.

Because this doesn't work.

We have one guy who gives everyone his cell phone number. They all call him instead. His phone rings all day and he's always busy and stressed out. After a year or two he'll burn out and figure out how it's supposed to work and why.

[JDubb]

What we tell our customers to do when they need service performed:
1. Call the Helpdesk
2. Fill out the online form
3. Send an email tot he helpdesk

What the customer actually does:
1. Calls me 3 times, leaves a voicemail, then calls the desktop tech assigned to the account, leaves a voicemail, then calls the account manager to complain that they can't get help.

Because this doesn't work.

We have one guy who gives everyone his cell phone number. They all call him instead. His phone rings all day and he's always busy and stressed out. After a year or two he'll burn out and figure out how it's supposed to work and why.

Our IT support sucks, every time they fix one thing they break something else.

[Beckster]

Our sales people need a quoting tool that would give them the opportunity to click a series of drop downs and and come up with a rough estimate on what it would cost for a particular type of server. One drop down would lead to a series of other drop downs. I'm trying to figure out how to collect info and present it. Flow chart??

Do a Nassi Schneiderman

[Beckster]

my little brother is graduating high school saturday. Are you supposed to give a gift to people that are graduating school? I was thinking give him 50 bucks or something?

Yup.

[Joe]

Our sales people need a quoting tool that would give them the opportunity to click a series of drop downs and and come up with a rough estimate on what it would cost for a particular type of server. One drop down would lead to a series of other drop downs. I'm trying to figure out how to collect info and present it. Flow chart??

Do a Nassi Schneiderman

Damn Beckster. That is what I need.

[Pete Nice]

This is a GREAT idea. After the first date ends, just ask for her Vagfax. Make sure everything is clean and clear.