Wombat Wednesday.....8/22/2012

[LeNeve]

User: I have Android 2.3.4
Coworker: Oh you have an older version
User: No way, I just bought this phone!
Coworker: You bought the cheap one

Jim and I both need new phones.. He closed the hood to Erics Ford on his phone then two days later he grabbed my phone and squeezed the screen by accident, cracked it and now the dead pixel area is driving me nuts..

salami leg, wango tango

It's time to put the old mazarati away.
So you look for a garage.
You think you see a garage.

words of wisdom.

[Brian]

salami leg, wango tango

It's time to put the old mazarati away.
So you look for a garage.
You think you see a garage.

words of wisdom.

I don't feel any smarter.

Sent from the future

[Chip]

words of wisdom.

Well, it's a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin' the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock 'n' roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby

You see it's a crazed gyration
of the rock generation
It's my motivation to
avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this

You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby

I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby
I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin'
get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
Got salivate, salivate,
salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it
I like it, I like it

You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off
shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up
buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,

Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

[Joe]

User: I have Android 2.3.4
Coworker: Oh you have an older version
User: No way, I just bought this phone!
Coworker: You bought the cheap one

Jim and I both need new phones.. He closed the hood to Erics Ford on his phone then two days later he grabbed my phone and squeezed the screen by accident, cracked it and now the dead pixel area is driving me nuts..

Just make sure you get something that already has Android 4

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[Beckster]

Do people really like playing with ass that much??

If their name is Pete.

[Beckster]

Sara said exactly what I said, how does the woman benefit from butt crack sex?

If she really lucky, her o-ring gets worn out and she has to wear diapers... :roll:

arcasm:

[Beckster]

I love when a coworker says to a client, "Are you using Gingerbread or Ice Cream Sandwich?" A good majority of the time that's followed up with, "I'm talking about the version of Android on your phone."

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Beckster]

Windows surface.
[youtube]ervY6As5OcI[/youtube]

That's 47 minutes long!! I thought Youtube had a limit?

[Beckster]

Anyone want to watch the best/funniest movie spoiler ever?

http://www.break.com/index/brothers-brea...ie-2360585

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Beckster]

Maybe they should be classified as a gang.
A gang of retards.

[youtube]o3j53TuItGo[/youtube]

How stupid. I read the comments about it and these fuckers are complete morons.

[Brampton]

Sara said exactly what I said, how does the woman benefit from butt crack sex?

If she really lucky, her o-ring gets worn out and she has to wear diapers... :roll:

arcasm:

Lol

sent from my Samsung Galaxy S III

[NussieT]

User: I have Android 2.3.4
Coworker: Oh you have an older version
User: No way, I just bought this phone!
Coworker: You bought the cheap one

Jim and I both need new phones.. He closed the hood to Erics Ford on his phone then two days later he grabbed my phone and squeezed the screen by accident, cracked it and now the dead pixel area is driving me nuts..

Just make sure you get something that already has Android 4
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

With our most fantastic 1990 selections of phones on basically the only phone company that actually works outside of Winnipeg... my choices are Iphone 4S, 4 and 3, BB Torch, Bold & Curve, one Windows based phone (this one is new... like two weeks new to their selection) and a couple of Android phones that are no higher then 2.

[DaveP]

With our most fantastic 1990 selections of phones on basically the only phone company that actually works outside of Winnipeg... my choices are Iphone 4S, 4 and 3, BB Torch, Bold & Curve, one Windows based phone (this one is new... like two weeks new to their selection) and a couple of Android phones that are no higher then 2.

this is probably the only time I would ever say get the iphone... but then again, the iphone 5 comes out very soon..
you could buy unlocked phones on ebay that should work with your carrier.

[Joe]

With our most fantastic 1990 selections of phones on basically the only phone company that actually works outside of Winnipeg... my choices are Iphone 4S, 4 and 3, BB Torch, Bold & Curve, one Windows based phone (this one is new... like two weeks new to their selection) and a couple of Android phones that are no higher then 2.

This Windows phones are pretty solid. My coworker uses one. I keep trying to talk bad about it, but he proves otherwise every time I do.