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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:6. No Correlation Between Size of Feet or Other Body Part - The size of the average man's junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man's penis by his foot, finger, or nose
Soo disappointing to know this... The best way for a woman to measure a man's penis is to ask him to put it in your mouth. Lots of nerve endings in there which will allow u to gauge the size accurately
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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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i bleed green Wrote:beckster Wrote:6. No Correlation Between Size of Feet or Other Body Part - The size of the average man's junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man's penis by his foot, finger, or nose
Soo disappointing to know this... The best way for a woman to measure a man's penis is to ask him to put it in your mouth. Lots of nerve endings in there which will allow u to gauge the size accurately
I initially tried to gauge the bulge in his jeans.
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i bleed green Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:6. No Correlation Between Size of Feet or Other Body Part - The size of the average man's junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man's penis by his foot, finger, or nose
Soo disappointing to know this... The best way for a woman to measure a man's penis is to ask him to put it in your mouth. Lots of nerve endings in there which will allow u to gauge the size accurately
That would be very accurate indeed if she didnt punch you out for asking...
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Damn, it's almost 2p.. I gotta take a lunch :cya:
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Relative to body size, however, the pig takes the prize, as they can have up to a foot-and-a-half wiener. But not thick n wide for the incredible stretch.
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NussieT Wrote:i bleed green Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:6. No Correlation Between Size of Feet or Other Body Part - The size of the average man's junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man's penis by his foot, finger, or nose
Soo disappointing to know this... The best way for a woman to measure a man's penis is to ask him to put it in your mouth. Lots of nerve endings in there which will allow u to gauge the size accurately
That would be very accurate indeed if she didnt punch you out for asking... I already know how big I am. The woman is the one doing the size judging.
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it's a kind of penisy in here today.
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The baby and I sat and watched Bomb Patrol Afghanistan for two hours last night.
It was some quality father son time.
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Beckster, are you getting an epidural?
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This weekend:
Tonight - will try to play COD clan op. Plan on getting a solid 2 hours of sleep and running around the house like a slave.
Saturday - Baby shower for friends. They made one of those ones that guys and girls have to go to. I hate those. baby showers are for chicks, let's keep it that way. Then I might get a solid 2 hours and 45 minutes of sleep.
Sunday - We are going to a wedding. Hoping to maybe break 3 hours of sleep.
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Pete Nice Wrote:Beckster, are you getting an epidural?
and an episiotomy
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LeNeve Wrote:it's a kind of penisy in here today.
How is that different from any other day?
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Pete Nice Wrote:Beckster, are you getting an epidural?
I'm not sure. I haven't really given it any thought. Did your wife?
I thought there were risks involved with it.
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Pete Nice Wrote:This weekend:
Tonight - will try to play COD clan op. Plan on getting a solid 2 hours of sleep and running around the house like a slave.
Saturday - Baby shower for friends. They made one of those ones that guys and girls have to go to. I hate those. baby showers are for chicks, let's keep it that way. Then I might get a solid 2 hours and 45 minutes of sleep.
Sunday - We are going to a wedding. Hoping to maybe break 3 hours of sleep.
Did you get a diaper party? I'm going to make sure Jim gets one.. It involves beer and lots of diapers given to us.
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