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Donginator Wrote:NussieT Wrote:Plans for this weekend?
Tonight: Bomber game on TV... treadmill, tv and Tina... those are my plans
Saturday: Get up early do recycle, take the kids to Selkirk for the parade then over to the fair for a bit. Come home start landscaping the shop yard, late at night head up to the lake
Sunday: Funday!!!! Waterskiing, wakeboarding, tubing, bbq, reading books on the hammock....
Tonight: Dinner & sleep early
Saturday: 7am bike ride- errands- Going to see Jim Breuer, he is taping a comedy central special
Sunday: Sprint Triathlon- first race in 4 years, hopefully the beach after
That sounds pretty cool
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Donginator Wrote:Sunday: Sprint Triathlon- first race in 4 years, hopefully the beach after
I had my outdoor bootcamp last night.... Came home put on my bikini and jumped in our pool... It felt so freaking wonderful!
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7 Amazing Facts About The Penis
1. See, Men – 600 Million Sperm in Semen - The average wad of man-fluid holds 40 million sperm, but there can be as many as 600 million squiggly guys, being thrust in to the world at 28 mph. And all it takes is one little tadpole, squirming at 200 seconds an inch, down to the egg and then… well, ask your father
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2. Blue Whale is Biggest at 8 Feet Long. The smallest? The shrew at 0.2 inches. Where do we humans fit in? Well, the good news is that we are the most well-endowed of our ape cousins. A gorilla's dong dangles at a mere 2 inches. Relative to body size, however, the pig takes the prize, as they can have up to a foot-and-a-half wiener.
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3. 70% of the World is Uncircumcised
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4. Most Mammals Have a Penis Bone
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penis fun facts, in fact are no fun
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NussieT Wrote:Plans for this weekend?
Tonight: Bomber game on TV... treadmill, tv and Tina... those are my plans
Saturday: Get up early do recycle, take the kids to Selkirk for the parade then over to the fair for a bit. Come home start landscaping the shop yard, late at night head up to the lake
Sunday: Funday!!!! Waterskiing, wakeboarding, tubing, bbq, reading books on the hammock.... Tonight: BBQ at my cousin's
Saturday: my sister's wedding
Sunday: missississauga to take my brother to the airport
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5. You Are a Slave to Your Dick -- Sexual arousal is involuntary. In fact, the words “sexual arousal” may have just gotten you sexually aroused. It mainly occurs in the sympathetic nervous system, not the conscious mind. During REM sleep, the male brain fires off boner orders on the average of 9 times a night. And when men ejaculate, the command comes from the spinal cord, not the brain. As Silvio Burlusconi once said, "Bunga bunga."
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6. No Correlation Between Size of Feet or Other Body Part - The size of the average man's junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man's penis by his foot, finger, or nose
Soo disappointing to know this...
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:3. 70% of the World is Uncircumcised
Our business partner penis' is uncircumsized... the ONLY reason I know this is because Eric told Jim and Jim told me... I was sooo grossed out... I turned to Jim and said if Eric doesn't want to be called gay he really shouldn't be telling other men that...
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7. Blue Balls is Real - Prostatic congestion is the medical term for it – when the testicles and prostate are filled with too much goo and you can't get relief.
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Becky... The boys left us here all alone... Now is our chance to fill the IST up with half naked men!
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NussieT Wrote:beckster Wrote:3. 70% of the World is Uncircumcised
Our business partner penis' is uncircumsized... the ONLY reason I know this is because Eric told Jim and Jim told me... I was sooo grossed out... I turned to Jim and said if Eric doesn't want to be called gay he really shouldn't be telling other men that...
Um.. yeah, that's pretty gay
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NussieT Wrote:Becky... The boys left us here all alone... Now is our chance to fill the IST up with half naked men!
Yeeeessss!!!!! :high5:
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