Thurs 5/24.... I regret to inform you

[Pete Nice]

You know what would make today even better? ....If it were Friday.

My friend is having a superman themed birthday party for his twin boys this weekend... It's going to be crazy...

Sounds like a rip roarin time.

arcasm:

[LeNeve]

I found this very funny for some reason. Shes a proud lesbian now days.

She also tried banging me for a week to see if she wanted to not be a lesbian anymore too. Christmas of 1998 when she was home from college. It was awesome the first few days, then she started being weird, and violent with my wiener. I was not a fan. She started punching my dick and shit.

The day before that she dry humped me through my pants and friction burned my deal. Looking back I probably should have seen that as a warning sign and called the game, but I was young, live and learn I guess.

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[Beckster]

I found this very funny for some reason. Shes a proud lesbian now days.

She also tried banging me for a week to see if she wanted to not be a lesbian anymore too. Christmas of 1998 when she was home from college. It was awesome the first few days, then she started being weird, and violent with my wiener. I was not a fan. She started punching my dick and shit.

The day before that she dry humped me through my pants and friction burned my deal. Looking back I probably should have seen that as a warning sign and called the game, but I was young, live and learn I guess.

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You're supposed to stop her from switching teams. You failed.

[NussieT]

I don't blame him for bitching about people driving in his grass. And how does someone accidently drive on his grass? He still sounds like an asshole though.

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It's not like you drive all the way over his grass. It's a back lane and sometimes when the grader or snow plow come through their tires or blade accidentally touches the grass.
The old man sits in his garage, on a stool, looking out the window at everyone... It's really fucking creepy. I'll look out my bedroom window at like midnight and he's sitting there staring at me (he's dumb enough to leave the light on)

[NussieT]

You know what would make today even better? ....If it were Friday.

My friend is having a superman themed birthday party for his twin boys this weekend... It's going to be crazy...

Sounds like a rip roarin time.

arcasm:

There are 8 kids in total, the rest are adults... Adults with booze, fire, fireworks and food. The kids go to bed around 8:30... makes for a fun evening!