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My perv moment
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Friday night my wife & I are at TJ Maxx. I pick up a pack of socks & there is a long line to check out. Kendra tells me that she is going to wait in the car. When I finally get up to a cashier to check out there is a young teenager standing next to me talking on the store's telephone that the cashier had handed to him. I hear this, "But grandma can you please come pick me up?" "Mom dropped me off & she's been drinking again." "No, I don't know where she is, but you've got to come pick me up grandma." "I don't know when she'll be here, but I hate riding with her when she's been drinking because she gets crazy." "I'm going to wait outside grandma, you gotta come get me."
After I check out, I walk outside & see him standing there. I walk over and tell him, "Hey son, we will be glad to drop you off at your grandma's house if you want." He gives me this strange look & tells me, "No, that's ok." I say, "Are you sure, it's no problem at all. We just want to make sure that you get home safely." He says, "No really, I'm fine." Then I turn to walk to my car & it hits me that my wife is not standing with me. I start to turn around and say, "But my wife is out in the car waiting", but I realized that the damage has already been done so I just kept walking out to the car. I purposely drove right past him hoping that he saw my wife I the car with me & didn't think I was a perv, but he had just walked into Old Navy. I felt like such a loser/perv for even trying to do something nice...geesh!!!
 - I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
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#2
Eddie got shot down by a teenager...

He probably went back into Old Navy to call the police
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#3
Doing the right thing is not always the right thing.
I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

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#4
After that pic Eddie posted on FB yesterday, he shouldn't be talking to any kid for a long time.
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#5
This reminds me of a dude from the Stern show, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach (sp?)

he was a weirdo, but some girl accused him of trying to get her into a van. He defended his innocence & said he was only offering help.

Ended up in jail & the prison denied him meds for a condition he had, & he ended up dying at a young age in jail.

Eddie be careful, sounded like the kid had a head on his shoulders if he is able to tell that his mom is drunk again & how she acts.
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#6
Brian Wrote:After that pic Eddie posted on FB yesterday, he shouldn't be talking to any kid for a long time.
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#7
Oh, Eddie, you should know better.... :?
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Oh, Eddie, you should know better.... :?
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 - I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
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