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You can't be a Cougar!!
#1
Why not? Because it might offend some old slut. Is that serious??? Yeah, it is actually.. Now our schools can't be simple animal mascots without asinine drama.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool...02778.html
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:roflmao:
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#3
If the old sluts weren't offended before, they will be now. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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#4
I think a woman should be honored to be called a cougar.

Cougar does NOT mean just old, it means that you are older but still hot and definitely I want to fuck you.

Like Jennifer Aniston. I mean that is an extreme example, but to me, a cougar means an older that I actually want to fuck.
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#5
I was listening to these guys say they were thrown off by older women trying to seduce them. Sounds like someone caught a dose of the ghey. It's a hot chick....wake the fuck up.
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Hondo Wrote:I was listening to these guys say they were thrown off by older women trying to seduce them. Sounds like someone caught a dose of the ghey. It's a hot chick....wake the fuck up.

What I never understood is this.

Back in the day, they would talk about "hogging it", nailing a fat chick as that "bloop single" to get you back in the game.
But they're so against cougars?
Cougars are just as easy to get as a fat chick. But they can still be hot.
WTF?
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Chip Wrote:
Hondo Wrote:I was listening to these guys say they were thrown off by older women trying to seduce them. Sounds like someone caught a dose of the ghey. It's a hot chick....wake the fuck up.

What I never understood is this.

Back in the day, they would talk about "hogging it", nailing a fat chick as that "bloop single" to get you back in the game.
But they're so against cougars?
Cougars are just as easy to get as a fat chick. But they can still be hot.
WTF?

I think they are intimidated by a woman who might know more in the sack than they do.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Hondo Wrote:I was listening to these guys say they were thrown off by older women trying to seduce them. Sounds like someone caught a dose of the ghey. It's a hot chick....wake the fuck up.

What I never understood is this.

Back in the day, they would talk about "hogging it", nailing a fat chick as that "bloop single" to get you back in the game.
But they're so against cougars?
Cougars are just as easy to get as a fat chick. But they can still be hot.
WTF?

I think they are intimidated by a woman who might know more in the sack than they do.

That would be almost all women....
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