WTF Paul

[Joe]

Wait. What? 8 months pregnant and JUST found out? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Something isn't kosher in that deal at all.

You never saw the TV show "I didn't know I was pregnant?"

Girls will just be chilling out and all of a sudden, blam! Baby on the floor.

[Hondo]

Maybe in Monty Python but real life? No fucking way.

[Brampton]

Wait. What? 8 months pregnant and JUST found out? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Something isn't kosher in that deal at all.

I wanted to say this, but didnt want to hurt feelings. Now that its been said.....what the heck?

I need to hear the whole story, cause it sounds like a bunch of crap.

sent from the legion of doom

[ap bikini team]

Wait. What? 8 months pregnant and JUST found out? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Something isn't kosher in that deal at all.

I wanted to say this, but didnt want to hurt feelings. Now that its been said.....what the heck?

I need to hear the whole story, cause it sounds like a bunch of crap.

sent from the legion of doom

According the the specialist (not the dirty lying whore you all seem to think my girlfriend is), the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Also apparently my dirty lying whore is also the only woman or man to EVER have sex with an ex. Because no one in the history of sex has EVER BANGED an ex before.

Apparently I have to say this as I did on the TOMB. The only mistake I've made is opening my mouth when I was stressed and half asleep on the show. This subject isn't up for debate, scrutiny or defense. To those that have contacted me personally and talked to me, offering advice or just words of encouragement, thanks. I'm not interested in turning this into more a circus than it already is. My girlfriend gave me an out, and I refused to take it, not because I was being noble, or because I felt guilty. I did it because I love her. Not going into the situation blind. I know the decision I'm making will affect the rest of my life. I'm making it. Do parts of the situation suck (dealing with the reality of planning a pregnancy in 5 weeks rather than 9 months, knowing that I'm not stuck with an ex in our lives for 18+ years, a baby that didn't seem to be there for 8 months suddenly kicking my in the stomach when I'm trying to bang her mom, etc)? Absolutely.

I have enough on my plate, without having to defend myself on a message board. So I'm done.

[Brampton]

Wait. What? 8 months pregnant and JUST found out? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Something isn't kosher in that deal at all.

I wanted to say this, but didnt want to hurt feelings. Now that its been said.....what the heck?

I need to hear the whole story, cause it sounds like a bunch of crap.

sent from the legion of doom

According the the specialist (not the dirty lying whore you all seem to think my girlfriend is), the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Also apparently my dirty lying whore is also the only woman or man to EVER have sex with an ex. Because no one in the history of sex has EVER BANGED an ex before.

Apparently I have to say this as I did on the TOMB. The only mistake I've made is opening my mouth when I was stressed and half asleep on the show. This subject isn't up for debate, scrutiny or defense. To those that have contacted me personally and talked to me, offering advice or just words of encouragement, thanks. I'm not interested in turning this into more a circus than it already is. My girlfriend gave me an out, and I refused to take it, not because I was being noble, or because I felt guilty. I did it because I love her. Not going into the situation blind. I know the decision I'm making will affect the rest of my life. I'm making it. Do parts of the situation suck (dealing with the reality of planning a pregnancy in 5 weeks rather than 9 months, knowing that I'm not stuck with an ex in our lives for 18+ years, a baby that didn't seem to be there for 8 months suddenly kicking my in the stomach when I'm trying to bang her mom, etc)? Absolutely.

I have enough on my plate, without having to defend myself on a message board. So I'm done.

Paul, like I said before, I never heard the whole story. Ive only heard bits and pieces.
Im not judging anyone here. So, I wish you nothing but the best in this shituation.
Its just the pieces of the story sounded a little f'd up as I was hearing them

sent from the legion of doom

[Joe]

Well this just fucking sucks. You guys went and pissed on Paul while he was down and now we look like TOMB

[Beckster]

Wait. What? 8 months pregnant and JUST found out? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Something isn't kosher in that deal at all.

You never saw the TV show "I didn't know I was pregnant?"

Girls will just be chilling out and all of a sudden, blam! Baby on the floor.

Or toilet.... :?

[Beckster]

Wait. What? 8 months pregnant and JUST found out? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Something isn't kosher in that deal at all.

I wanted to say this, but didnt want to hurt feelings. Now that its been said.....what the heck?

I need to hear the whole story, cause it sounds like a bunch of crap.

sent from the legion of doom

According the the specialist (not the dirty lying whore you all seem to think my girlfriend is), the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Also apparently my dirty lying whore is also the only woman or man to EVER have sex with an ex. Because no one in the history of sex has EVER BANGED an ex before.

Apparently I have to say this as I did on the TOMB. The only mistake I've made is opening my mouth when I was stressed and half asleep on the show. This subject isn't up for debate, scrutiny or defense. To those that have contacted me personally and talked to me, offering advice or just words of encouragement, thanks. I'm not interested in turning this into more a circus than it already is. My girlfriend gave me an out, and I refused to take it, not because I was being noble, or because I felt guilty. I did it because I love her. Not going into the situation blind. I know the decision I'm making will affect the rest of my life. I'm making it. Do parts of the situation suck (dealing with the reality of planning a pregnancy in 5 weeks rather than 9 months, knowing that I'm not stuck with an ex in our lives for 18+ years, a baby that didn't seem to be there for 8 months suddenly kicking my in the stomach when I'm trying to bang her mom, etc)? Absolutely.

I have enough on my plate, without having to defend myself on a message board. So I'm done.

Whoa.. No one called your woman a whore here. Derick is just being, well, Derick (you know how much he envies your casting couch!) The rest of these guys are just trying to get a grasp on your situation. Relax, Mang. You got enough shit to take care of.

[Chip]

Well this just fucking sucks. You guys went and pissed on Paul while he was down and now we look like TOMB

Yeah really.
Like I said before, I don't know enough about them, or their situation.
The little bit I know of Paul, I have no reason to doubt his judgement.
If he came here, laid out the whole story, and asked for advice or thoughts, I'd toss in my 2 cents.

Well, damn, I guess I just gave my 2 cents anyway.

[Beckster]

Oh, and thunks sooo much for this shinfo...

According the the specialist , the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Grrrrreat, now I'm going to be fucking paranoid.

[Chip]

Oh, and thunks sooo much for this shinfo...

According the the specialist , the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Grrrrreat, now I'm going to be fucking paranoid.

Tater is knocked up!

[Joe]

Oh, and thunks sooo much for this shinfo...

According the the specialist , the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Grrrrreat, now I'm going to be fucking paranoid.

YUp, one day all of a sudden, BLAM! TATERTWINS

[Beckster]

Oh, and thunks sooo much for this shinfo...

According the the specialist , the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Grrrrreat, now I'm going to be fucking paranoid.

Tater is knocked up!

ad: I need to pick up one of those tests.

[Brian]

Hahaha, Beckster's going to have tater-tots.

[Beckster]

Oh, and thunks sooo much for this shinfo...

According the the specialist , the number is 2-3 women in his office a week with a similar situation of a woman not realizing they were pregnant till extremely late into their 3rd trimester. Part of that reason is an average of 30% of women have irregular to highly irregular periods, some missing months, and in rarer occasions years at a time.

Grrrrreat, now I'm going to be fucking paranoid.

YUp, one day all of a sudden, BLAM! TATERTWINS

ad: Have I mentioned that I have twin sisters? And Jim has twin aunts? The gene runs on both sides. FML....