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Monday 08/29 - What'd you buy this weekend?
#61
JDubb Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I bought some groceries and a seven speed bullet.
Is that a vibrator?

:grin: Si
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#62
javsto Wrote:
Brampton Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:Is that a vibrator?
my thoughts exactly :high5:

whats worse, that they make a vibrator with 7 speed settings or that she needs one with 7 speed settings to pop off? :nutswinger:

I like the fact that I can have a little variety to choose from. :wink:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#63
7 speeds is more gears than most production cars have. :?
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#64
my air tools don't even have 7 speeds. my drill has 20 something speeds.
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#65
What she isn't telling us is that her new toy has to plug into the wall to have enough power to operate. The whole house vibrates from the power meter spinning so fast.
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Pokes28 -- AKA David in Missouri
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#66
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
javsto Wrote:
Brampton Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:Is that a vibrator?
my thoughts exactly :high5:

whats worse, that they make a vibrator with 7 speed settings or that she needs one with 7 speed settings to pop off? :nutswinger:

I like the fact that I can have a little variety to choose from. :wink:

just by looking at that avatar you need to have 7 speeds to keep up with that booty shake :wanker:
@ilikegirlsdaily
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#67
Pokes28 Wrote:What she isn't telling us is that her new toy has to plug into the wall to have enough power to operate. The whole house vibrates from the power meter spinning so fast.

Beckster is contributing to the energy crisis.
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#68
michaelangelo Wrote:
eddieyourdj Wrote:I stopped to take a wazz about an hour ago & saw this!!!
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geez eddie, what kind of places do you stop? you've made me not really want to visit your area, mostly because i'm asian
I hear ya! Where I live is about 100,000 population, where I drive to everyday is rural, billybob country!!!
 - I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
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#69
Joe Wrote:I just want to go home now and look for a new job. Confusedad:

Man, moving to PA 5 years ago for a job was the worst career move I could have ever made.

I feel for ya. I've completely regretting taking this POS job.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#70
LeNeve Wrote:7 speeds is more gears than most production cars have. :?

I almost got the 10-speed.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#71
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:7 speeds is more gears than most production cars have. :?

I almost got the 10-speed.
Wtf

it has got to suck being a girl. I don't need a 10 speed contraption to blow a load thank god.
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#72
I asked the cleaning girl here if a 10 speed "toy" was real. She got all embarrased, and told me to shut up. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#73
I don't like being in the ocean, or a pond/lake.
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#74
I am going to Ocean City, MD in 4 day and will be OWNING the waves!!!
I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

Dudebro #5 on the Rich Davis poll and Dudebro #11 on the Steve Covino Poll.  Former Dudebro #18.
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#75
Pokes28 Wrote:Howdy folks.


I was told that "this is our last weekend at home most likely until December. So we need to go to Sams and stock up." $250 later I'm home with what doesn't amount to much. Sad to say that we could go through all of it in a week if we wanted to and it is just Sarah and me.

It is nice knowing I'm home for at least a couple weeks.

Hey, I sent you a message, I need one more team in my yahoo fantasy football, draft is wednesday night
I was a Little League superstar, don't hate.

Dudebro #5 on the Rich Davis poll and Dudebro #11 on the Steve Covino Poll.  Former Dudebro #18.
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