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Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:work is stupid. I don't want to be here. It's humid.....
You should have almost a weeks worth of weird stories to tell, and that's what you open with? It's humid?
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Saturday night I went to my friends house. The friend that strings goats up in his garage and butchers them for barbecues. While I was watching them prepare this stuff, it reminded me of those food shows, where the guys travel around the world eating weird shit, cooked by tribes in third world countries. I'm pretty sure I have some sort of third world parasitic virus in my stomach now.
The cops got called later that night, because the music was loud, and he lives across the street from some mennonites. I told one mennonite lady to show me her tits too. She did not, I don't even think she knew what I meant.
at 2am I decided to go home, I had my bike, so I rode it home, and got pulled over. He said "what are you doing riding a bike around at 2 am" I said "I'm drunk, and didn't want to drive my car duh" he told me to be careful and let me go.
I went to sleep, and haven't been off my couch since then, other than the bathroom.
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas.......
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Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also
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Donginator Wrote:Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also I know, but had Leneve been in NY, he would be in jail right now.
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Donginator Wrote:Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also Same in Ontario
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I just saw a mother with 5 kids, and she may be the hottest thing I've ever seen.
No I don't have photos. I really wish I did
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Donginator Wrote:Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also
I think thats the law here too, but it's rarely enforced. I would have had to been in the middle of the street, or wrecking into mail boxes to get in trouble. The cop was the only vehicle I saw riding home. We don't have any form of public transportation at all.
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Donginator Wrote:Brampton Wrote:Donginator Wrote:I'm watching the Tour de France at work I find that's as boring to watch as horse racing
sent from a spaceship Horse racing is fun also, I am a huge cycling fan
Horse racing would be fun if you coked up the horses and gave the jockeys weapons. Otherwise it doesn't come close to any form of racing that involves an engine.
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Brampton Wrote:I just saw a mother with 5 kids, and she may be the hottest thing I've ever seen.
No I don't have photos. I really wish I did
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5 kids.... I bet you could just walk up in that shit.
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Brian Wrote:Donginator Wrote:Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also I know, but had Leneve been in NY, he would be in jail right now. I think that is the law almost everywhere. I guess there are benefits living in the middle of nowhere, oops middle america.
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Brampton Wrote:Donginator Wrote:Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also Same in Ontario
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I think around here, depending on the city (some are really strict), they'd let you go.
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Chip Wrote:Brampton Wrote:Donginator Wrote:Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also Same in Ontario
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I think around here, depending on the city (some are really strict), they'd let you go.
Around here it has to be legal. It's too depressing not to be drunk.
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JDubb Wrote:Brian Wrote:Donginator Wrote:Brian Wrote::roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Only in Kansas....... seriously, In NY you can get a DWI riding a bike also I know, but had Leneve been in NY, he would be in jail right now. I think that is the law almost everywhere. I guess there are benefits living in the middle of nowhere, oops middle america. :high5:
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The drinks in my fridge are milk, beer, Propel and some Pepsi Max just incase company wants some. I never drink it.
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