Thursday - 03/24/2011- It's mail it in to work day

[Chip]

Chip is all mad typing with his 9 arms. :high5:

I'm not mad.
Philly is up 1-0 on Pitt.

Dude, you should do the wave with your 9 arms.

or you can high 5 yourself 4 times while holding a beer.

totally stupid I know, but I'm seriously cracking up at myself right now.

Hopefully Pete gets done with his black cock early, so he can get on xbox live.

Are you drunk?
I wish I was.
I have plenty of liquor here to get drunk.
Maybe I'll pour myself a pint glass... of whiskey!

[LeNeve]

It is getting crazy windy though, and it keeps fucking up the internet. Why does it do that?

[LeNeve]

Chip is all mad typing with his 9 arms. :high5:

I'm not mad.
Philly is up 1-0 on Pitt.

Dude, you should do the wave with your 9 arms.

or you can high 5 yourself 4 times while holding a beer.

totally stupid I know, but I'm seriously cracking up at myself right now.

Hopefully Pete gets done with his black cock early, so he can get on xbox live.

Are you drunk?
I wish I was.
I have plenty of liquor here to get drunk.
Maybe I'll pour myself a pint glass... of whiskey!

I just opened my 5th beer, so I'm not drunk, but I'm at the perfect buzz level for hilarious idiocracy.

[Chip]

I just opened my 5th beer, so I'm not drunk, but I'm at the perfect buzz level for hilarious idiocracy.

Shit.
I'm behind.

[Chip]

I feel weird drinking at home, alone.
Maybe I won't.

[LeNeve]

I just opened my 5th beer, so I'm not drunk, but I'm at the perfect buzz level for hilarious idiocracy.

Shit.
I'm behind.

behind a dude?

[LeNeve]

I feel weird drinking at home, alone.
Maybe I won't.

really? I get what you are saying though.
Before I had a family, I would drink a couple beers alone at home, then feel weird about it. Then I would go to friends houses until I found someone that wanted to hang. If I do that now I always find the friend that ends up talking me into going to the bars in towns 100 miles away. Then I'll disapear for a few days partying. I've learned that employers, wives, and my Mom don't like that very much.

[Chip]

I feel weird drinking at home, alone.
Maybe I won't.

really? I get what you are saying though.
Before I had a family, I would drink a couple beers alone at home, then feel weird about it. Then I would go to friends houses until I found someone that wanted to hang. If I do that now I always find the friend that ends up talking me into going to the bars in towns 100 miles away. Then I'll disapear for a few days partying. I've learned that employers, wives, and my Mom don't like that very much.

Worst thing that happens to me is we go to the bar, and I get stuck there until they close. Then to a coney island, and I don't get home until after 3, almost 4 sometimes.
And I can fake not being hungover at work... I think at least.

[i bleed green]

I think I will be on a black cock from 8P to 10P tonight EST

woot:

Once you go black...

[the keifer]

My facebook status update just now:

It's getting windier than a 9 armed chip here.

Whats really hilarious to me about that, is 180 out of my 200 friends will have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I knew what you meant. :roflmao:

[DaveP]

I think the mailman was too lazy to ring my doorbell last night, cause I think my new phone is at the post office.

they leave the tag on the door, but it wasn't there when I got home......postal workers lap:

and they wonder why there are a billion dollars in the hole and are going to fail. Same story at the mail centers we deliver to. Took them 3 hours to unload 1/2 trailer of mail pallets no taller than your knees. This would have taken us at fedex 10 minutes to do.

10 minutes? you guys are slow

[DaveP]

"Where are all the white women at?"

:roflmao:

I've heard that a million times at work

[Pete Nice]

I guess Chip joined Facebook after all.

[Pete Nice]

BTW, my xbox got the red ring again tonight. I will try it again in the morning and see if it works, otherwise, I will have to get a new one.

[Pete Nice]