Friday February 11, 2011 - It's Friday!

[NussieT]

And you still can't throw more game than this guy has? Maybe you should tune into Sirius 108 on Fridays at 7

maybe I will. That'll fucking learn you

Or you could just say to the girl, "You know your boyfriend is a fucking loser right?"

Depends on the chick. She might take it offensively and then he never has a chance.

[Derick]

so now this chic is almost 30 minutes late for the origional appointment we had, that was before she wanted to come early

[LeNeve]

How do you start a Jewish Marathon?

Roll a Penny down a Hill.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He couldn't pay the Gas Bill.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug?

You can fit 30. 4 on the seats and 26 in the Ashtray.

What's the difference between a Pepperoni Pizza and a Jew?

Pepperoni Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the Oven.

How do you scare a Jew?

Turn on the oven.

[NussieT]

so now this chic is almost 30 minutes late for the origional appointment we had, that was before she wanted to come early

Remember that if you consider her for the apartment. She may do the same thing with her rent.

[Brian]

How do you start a Jewish Marathon?

Roll a Penny down a Hill.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He couldn't pay the Gas Bill.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug?

You can fit 30. 4 on the seats and 26 in the Ashtray.

What's the difference between a Pepperoni Pizza and a Jew?

Pepperoni Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the Oven.

How do you scare a Jew?

Turn on the oven.

:high5:

[LeNeve]

I couldn't find any mexican and a white guy jokes. Only the jewy ones.

[Joe]

And you still can't throw more game than this guy has? Maybe you should tune into Sirius 108 on Fridays at 7

maybe I will. That'll fucking learn you

Or you could just say to the girl, "You know your boyfriend is a fucking loser right?"

Depends on the chick. She might take it offensively and then he never has a chance.

Who cares. No one wants a girl for a friend anyway.

[Derick]

so now this chic is almost 30 minutes late for the origional appointment we had, that was before she wanted to come early

Remember that if you consider her for the apartment. She may do the same thing with her rent.

at this point in time, there is no way she's being considered. I'm about ready to leave

[Brian]

so now this chic is almost 30 minutes late for the origional appointment we had, that was before she wanted to come early

Remember that if you consider her for the apartment. She may do the same thing with her rent.

at this point in time, there is no way she's being considered. I'm about ready to leave

She probably found another roommate, his name is corey.

[LeNeve]

I keep getting the girl corey stole, and the new roomate chick mixed up.

[LeNeve]

so now this chic is almost 30 minutes late for the origional appointment we had, that was before she wanted to come early

Remember that if you consider her for the apartment. She may do the same thing with her rent.

at this point in time, there is no way she's being considered. I'm about ready to leave

She probably found another roommate, his name is corey.

that would be funny

[NussieT]

Who cares. No one wants a girl for a friend anyway.

Nice...

[Derick]

that would be funny

that woudl be just fine by me. Apparently this one doesnt know how to tell time

[LeNeve]

Derick, have you said "I'm a truck driver" to anyone yet?

[Brian]

Derick, have you said "I'm a truck driver" to anyone yet?

"I'm a truck driver and I'm looking for a roommate". They would probably take you more seriously.