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Friday February 11, 2011 - It's Friday!
#1
Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if there were no sponges in it?
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#2
Can't say that I have.
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#3
They had to check first?

http://deadspin.com/#!5757102/no-a-coach...sure-first
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#4
[Image: 431583.jpg]

Sometimes, people are really stupid.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/imag...of-robocop
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#5
Joe Wrote:Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if there were no sponges in it?

sometimes I wonder why I am watching spongebob.
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#6
Good morning bro-mo's.
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#7
Chip Wrote:[Image: 431583.jpg]

Sometimes, people are really stupid.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/imag...of-robocop

I pledged 10 dollars. You are welcome.
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#8
JDubb Wrote:Good morning bro-mo's.
Ohayou gozaimasu. おはようございます Jdubb a rub dub in a tub
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#9
LeNeve Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:Good morning bro-mo's.
Ohayou gozaimasu. おはようございます Jdubb a rub dub in a tub
:happy: :happy: :happy:
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#10
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

A single woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

As she was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'Ye must be single.'

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of herself, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'


The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
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#11
Brian Wrote:WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

A single woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

As she was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'Ye must be single.'

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of herself, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'


The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
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#12
Today is one of those days at work that if I get fired I'll know it's for the best.

Fucking idiots...
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#13
Joe Wrote:Today is one of those days at work that if I get fired I'll know it's for the best.

Fucking idiots...

Bad day?
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#14
It's Friday. 2 days being unemployed and I am bored already. I gotta find a job.

I did the unemployment stuff yesterday and my girlfriend paid for me to get a tattoo. It was nice to keep busy.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#15
Brian Wrote:WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

A single woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

As she was unloading the items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'Ye must be single.'

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of herself, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'


The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
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