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LeNeve Wrote:Derick Wrote:a chic i know on facebook wants someone to show her the Abraham Lincoln. dirty dirty girl, god I wish I would have tapped that, so hot.
I don't know what the abraham lincoln is, but you should show her. i offered to show her, but I need to let the hair grow first
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i bleed green Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Beckster is researching how to be more fertile. :roflmao: :roflmao: that means she will start accepting and embracing :tater: :taterpie: and will :missionary: :doggystyle: :ontop: every night.
Now, that is just fucked up.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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LeNeve Wrote:Lohan fucked up her probation again.
Shocker! :roll:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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Derick Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Derick Wrote:a chic i know on facebook wants someone to show her the Abraham Lincoln. dirty dirty girl, god I wish I would have tapped that, so hot.
I don't know what the abraham lincoln is, but you should show her. i offered to show her, but I need to let the hair grow first
What does hair have to do with knocking her out and jazzing on her?
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Brian in NY Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Derick Wrote:a chic i know on facebook wants someone to show her the Abraham Lincoln. dirty dirty girl, god I wish I would have tapped that, so hot.
I don't know what the abraham lincoln is, but you should show her. Urban Dictionary Wrote:The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
I wouldn't mind if those sex moves would just go away.
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never mind. I figured out why you need the hair. It's been one of those mornings. :yawn:
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Chip Wrote:Brian in NY Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Derick Wrote:a chic i know on facebook wants someone to show her the Abraham Lincoln. dirty dirty girl, god I wish I would have tapped that, so hot.
I don't know what the abraham lincoln is, but you should show her. Urban Dictionary Wrote:The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
I wouldn't mind if those sex moves would just go away.
Why? Does that happen to you alot?
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LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:Brian in NY Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I don't know what the abraham lincoln is, but you should show her. Urban Dictionary Wrote:The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
I wouldn't mind if those sex moves would just go away.
Why? Does that happen to you alot? It sounds like there might be a second youtube video out there that we need to see....not the act, but the humiliating aftermath.
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I am amused by the absurd sex moves. I highly doubt it has happened to anyone though. Unless they are getting paid and videoed doing it.
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LeNeve Wrote:I am amused by the absurd sex moves. I highly doubt it has happened to anyone though. Unless they are getting paid and videoed doing it.
I like bringing it up to guys just to mess with them. It throws off, it's hilarious.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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Brian in NY Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:Chip Wrote:I wouldn't mind if those sex moves would just go away.
Why? Does that happen to you alot? It sounds like there might be a second youtube video out there that we need to see....not the act, but the humiliating aftermath.
No, they don't let the good videos on YouTube. You gotta go to other Tubes for those.
It was funny hearing about the dirty Sanchez for the first time. But 10 years later, the joke is just old.
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I really wish it would get cold here already. I'm tired of waking up and driving to work with the a/c on full blast.
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LeNeve Wrote:I really wish it would get cold here already. I'm tired of waking up and driving to work with the a/c on full blast. 34 this morning.
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I want another cup of coffee, but I have not eaten anything this morning, and I will get all dizzy, and shaky.
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Brian in NY Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I really wish it would get cold here already. I'm tired of waking up and driving to work with the a/c on full blast. 34 this morning.
I'm going to assume that you have gotten your jackets out of summer storage then.
I think mine are still in my trunk from last spring. I might have put them in a closet though. I haven't needed one for 5 months.
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