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Monday, August 30, 2010 ~ Wake Up!!
#1
I am exhausted today and it's been a rough day so far... I started out by falling down the stairs this morning, lost the skin off the palm of my hand.... Confusedwoot: I came to work early to get a head start on things and the system was down from a power outage. Ugh!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#2
I fell down some stairs when I was 2 or 3. I've been good since then though.
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#3
I was reading this article... I need to push this concept where I work! My lunch break could be followed by a nap break :happy: .... :yawn:

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Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I was reading this article... I need to push this concept where I work! My lunch break could be followed by a nap break :happy: .... :yawn:

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By the sounds of it, you'd probably end up getting raped in your sleep where you work.
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#5
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I started out by falling down the stairs

thats what they all say, then you start running into things, and become clumsy

"bitch I told you...."
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#6
LeNeve Wrote:I fell down some stairs when I was 2 or 3. I've been good since then though.

You have been? Huh.

Hey, totally unrelated, but do you guys think retards know they're retarded?
:poke:
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#7
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I fell down some stairs when I was 2 or 3. I've been good since then though.

You have been? Huh.

Hey, totally unrelated, but do you guys think retards know they're retarded?
:poke:
no. I didnt know I had an abnormally large penis, but according to others mine is, I just thought that was normal
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#8
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:lost the skin off the palm of my hand
Guess you won't be rubbing any pickles today.
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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#9
Derick Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I started out by falling down the stairs

thats what they all say, then you start running into things, and become clumsy

"bitch I told you...."

home made birth control.
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#10
Derick Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I fell down some stairs when I was 2 or 3. I've been good since then though.

You have been? Huh.

Hey, totally unrelated, but do you guys think retards know they're retarded?
:poke:
no. I didnt know I had an abnormally large penis, but according to others mine is, I just thought that was normal

:fag:
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#11
i bleed green Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:lost the skin off the palm of my hand
Guess you won't be rubbing any pickles today.

She's got 2 hands.
She can only do 1 at a time now.
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#12
Derick Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I fell down some stairs when I was 2 or 3. I've been good since then though.

You have been? Huh.

Hey, totally unrelated, but do you guys think retards know they're retarded?
:poke:
no. I didnt know I had an abnormally large penis, but according to others mine is, I just thought that was normal
Same here.
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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#13
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I fell down some stairs when I was 2 or 3. I've been good since then though.

You have been? Huh.

Hey, totally unrelated, but do you guys think retards know they're retarded?
:poke:

I thought I saw a tv show where these 2 retards were dating each other and shit. Their off spring would either be mega retard, or could be super human genius. I don't really want to find out though. That would mean they would have to have sex.
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#14
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I fell down some stairs when I was 2 or 3. I've been good since then though.

You have been? Huh.

Hey, totally unrelated, but do you guys think retards know they're retarded?
:poke:

I thought I saw a tv show where these 2 retards were dating each other and shit. Their off spring would either be mega retard, or could be super human genius. I don't really want to find out though. That would mean they would have to have sex.

I say let them go at it.
You don't have to watch.
And either way it comes out, it'll be good on some leve.
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#15
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:I thought I saw a tv show where these 2 retards were dating each other and shit. Their off spring would either be mega retard, or could be super human genius. I don't really want to find out though. That would mean they would have to have sex.
Isn't that every show ever about rednecks?
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
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