TOOOSday, March 4, 2014 ~ BREAKING NEWS

[Chip]

:?

B knows too much about 2 girls 1 cup.

[Chip]

i'm still avoiding my cat astrophe somehow.

Good idea.
Let it settle in, warm up and dry up.
If you let it sit long enough, maybe bugs and other animals will just come and eat it all clean.

[Beckster]

i'm still avoiding my cat astrophe somehow.

You can't rope one of the new guys into doing at least part of it?

[Beckster]

:?

B knows too much about 2 girls 1 cup.

After learning about the sequel, I found out it was a fetish package deal that someone divided up to share on the interwebs. I can't remember how I aquired all of that info, though. Oh, and DON'T watch the sequel. It's worse.

[LeNeve]

:roflmao: Becksters an expert at porn. Like if i had a pawn shop and some guy brought in some poop porn, I would call Beckster to see where it originated from, and if it was rare or not.

[LeNeve]

and the other wash boy they hired a few weeks ago hes freaking bizarro. I overheard him talking to someone about choking baby pigs to death when he would get mad and shit like that. I guess he used to work out at the pig farms.

He's probably saying the same thing about you though

probaly ad:

[LeNeve]

and the other wash boy they hired a few weeks ago hes freaking bizarro. I overheard him talking to someone about choking baby pigs to death when he would get mad and shit like that. I guess he used to work out at the pig farms.

hock: :?

last friday he scooped a bunch of mud out from under a truck, then sculpted a butt out of it, then I think he eventually made love to it.

[Chip]

:?

B knows too much about 2 girls 1 cup.

After learning about the sequel, I found out it was a fetish package deal that someone divided up to share on the interwebs. I can't remember how I aquired all of that info, though. Oh, and DON'T watch the sequel. It's worse.

Jebus.
Now you know WAY too much about 2 Girls 1 Cup.
And now so do I.

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And I don't know why, but typing that made me think of this.

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[Chip]

and the other wash boy they hired a few weeks ago hes freaking bizarro. I overheard him talking to someone about choking baby pigs to death when he would get mad and shit like that. I guess he used to work out at the pig farms.

hock: :?

last friday he scooped a bunch of mud out from under a truck, then sculpted a butt out of it, then I think he eventually made love to it.

Funky butt lovin.

[LeNeve]

i'm still avoiding my cat astrophe somehow.

You can't rope one of the new guys into doing at least part of it?

yeah. I had the pig choker run it down to the car wash and get most of it out. he got everything but the head.

[LeNeve]

and the other wash boy they hired a few weeks ago hes freaking bizarro. I overheard him talking to someone about choking baby pigs to death when he would get mad and shit like that. I guess he used to work out at the pig farms.

hock: :?

last friday he scooped a bunch of mud out from under a truck, then sculpted a butt out of it, then I think he eventually made love to it.

Funky butt lovin.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

[Chip]

i'm still avoiding my cat astrophe somehow.

You can't rope one of the new guys into doing at least part of it?

yeah. I had the pig choker run it down to the car wash and get most of it out. he got everything but the head.

B just asked if you could rope one of the new guys.

[Chip]

i'm still avoiding my cat astrophe somehow.

You can't rope one of the new guys into doing at least part of it?

yeah. I had the pig choker run it down to the car wash and get most of it out. he got everything but the head.

"Listen pig-fucker, can I call you pig-fucker?"
"No, only my friends can call me pig-fucker."

[LeNeve]

how could it be worse than the first one?

[LeNeve]

i'm still avoiding my cat astrophe somehow.

You can't rope one of the new guys into doing at least part of it?

yeah. I had the pig choker run it down to the car wash and get most of it out. he got everything but the head.

B just asked if you could rope one of the new guys.

shes such a freak.