Monday 4/29/13 - Jeebus

[Joe]

Weirf Twitter facts... Every May, there is a Masturbate-A-Thon! An event where people gather to publicly masturbate in an attempt to raise money for charity.

Worst cleanup job EVER

[Chip]

Weirf Twitter facts... Every May, there is a Masturbate-A-Thon! An event where people gather to publicly masturbate in an attempt to raise money for charity.

That's a twitter fact?

[LeNeve]

now I'm picturing a park full of people jerking off and finger blasting themselves. :?

[Joe]

The original jug band.

[LeNeve]

I'm assuming it has women masturbators too. women love going to stupid charity events

[LeNeve]

wife: hey honey, I signed us up for a charity event

husband: oh man, when? hopefully not this weekend, I have a golf tournament.

wife: no it's next weekend

husband: do I have to wear a suit?

wife, oh no, just an old pair of sweat pants, and a tshirt you don't mind throwing away

husband: DA FAQ?

[LeNeve]

Weirf Twitter facts... Every May, there is a Masturbate-A-Thon! An event where people gather to publicly masturbate in an attempt to raise money for charity.

That's a twitter fact?

it's probaly some weirdo, that just happens to be on twitter, making up his own bullshit.

[NussieT]

wife: hey honey, I signed us up for a charity event

husband: oh man, when? hopefully not this weekend, I have a golf tournament.

wife: no it's next weekend

husband: do I have to wear a suit?

wife, oh no, just an old pair of sweat pants, and a tshirt you don't mind throwing away

husband: DA FAQ?

I volunteer for one cancer charity and participate in another. In the 5-6 years I've been doing it, Jim's never gone with me

[LeNeve]

thats a skeet tweet!

[JDubb]

wife: hey honey, I signed us up for a charity event

husband: oh man, when? hopefully not this weekend, I have a golf tournament.

wife: no it's next weekend

husband: do I have to wear a suit?

wife, oh no, just an old pair of sweat pants, and a tshirt you don't mind throwing away

husband: DA FAQ?

I volunteer for one cancer charity and participate in another. In the 5-6 years I've been doing it, Jim's never gone with me

Maybe he would if everyone was masturbating?

[LeNeve]

wife: hey honey, I signed us up for a charity event

husband: oh man, when? hopefully not this weekend, I have a golf tournament.

wife: no it's next weekend

husband: do I have to wear a suit?

wife, oh no, just an old pair of sweat pants, and a tshirt you don't mind throwing away

husband: DA FAQ?

I volunteer for one cancer charity and participate in another. In the 5-6 years I've been doing it, Jim's never gone with me

if its a masturbator a thon, I don't bame him. if its a normal event, I don't really blame him either.

[NussieT]

wife: hey honey, I signed us up for a charity event

husband: oh man, when? hopefully not this weekend, I have a golf tournament.

wife: no it's next weekend

husband: do I have to wear a suit?

wife, oh no, just an old pair of sweat pants, and a tshirt you don't mind throwing away

husband: DA FAQ?

I volunteer for one cancer charity and participate in another. In the 5-6 years I've been doing it, Jim's never gone with me

Maybe he would if everyone was masturbating?

Jim hates groups of people. He'll either bitch the entire drive in so I get pissed off and tell him to go home or he'll casually forget and miss it

[Joe]

wife: hey honey, I signed us up for a charity event

husband: oh man, when? hopefully not this weekend, I have a golf tournament.

wife: no it's next weekend

husband: do I have to wear a suit?

wife, oh no, just an old pair of sweat pants, and a tshirt you don't mind throwing away

husband: DA FAQ?

I volunteer for one cancer charity and participate in another. In the 5-6 years I've been doing it, Jim's never gone with me

I do the Light The Night leukemia walk. My whole family goes to it.

[LeNeve]

I've only gone to charity events that revolve around one person, thats been n a wreck, or has cancer, or whatever, and I have to know them fairly well.

[Chip]

Weirf Twitter facts... Every May, there is a Masturbate-A-Thon! An event where people gather to publicly masturbate in an attempt to raise money for charity.

That's a twitter fact?

it's probaly some weirdo, that just happens to be on twitter, making up his own bullshit.

Think it's JDubb?