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NussieT Wrote:Joe Wrote:NussieT Wrote:It was so fucked up. I was so confused. His wife's name is similar to mine so I thought he was trying to text her. Got even more awkward when he was making truck sexual inneuendos
If he said he wanted to play with your shifter I think he had the wrong person.
No. He wanted to put his caging bolt in my chamber.
hock: I hope he planned on lubing that first... Ouch!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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juicy young vaginas :high5:
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I stuck my weiner into a cold wet vagina one time. it felt odd. I'm pretty sure she squirted some lube up in there prior to the penertration. she was 45 or older though. I still finished.
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Joe Wrote:beckster Wrote:hock: I hope he planned on lubing that first... Ouch!
She's not that old.
I was thinking more about his caging bolt...
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I've never seen a commercial for old lady vagina lube.
Do I want to know where you see those?
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What show, on what channel, at what time of day do you see a shitload of those commercials?
On an unrelated note, my automatic spell check in Chrome recognizes "shitload" as being spelled right.
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old lady vagina lube. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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middle aged stay at home moms use tons of lube.
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