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1/2/13 - Back to normal.
#61
Pete Nice Wrote:MMMM. Kate Upton.

I got some doggie last night. Have already been promised a knobber after work and anal after diner. Might as well get the birthday sex triple crown.
Wouldn't before be better?
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#62
Brian Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Don't give your semen to poor lesbians, or they will get you for child support.
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There goes my afternoon plans.
Lol

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#63
LeNeve Wrote:Don't give your semen to poor lesbians, or they will get you for child support.
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That would suck
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#64
Brian Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:MMMM. Kate Upton.

I got some doggie last night. Have already been promised a knobber after work and anal after diner. Might as well get the birthday sex triple crown.
Wouldn't before be better?
Why would you warn someone of the dangers?

sent from my Samsung Galaxy S III
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#65
anal mint google search is NSFW

Wtf
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#66
Pete Nice Wrote:
beckster Wrote:This kid needs to be born already. I am so fucking over feeling like crap. Bring on the dirty diapers and sleepless nights! At least that means tyhe nausea will go away!!!!!


You should have her today, then she would share a birthday with pure awesome.

I am going to do some pilates and see if she doesn't slide into place. She hasn't done her morning workout by kicking my bladder and they said that the kid will move less as we get close. I am dilated enough that once she moves into place it's all systems go.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#67
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:This kid needs to be born already. I am so fucking over feeling like crap. Bring on the dirty diapers and sleepless nights! At least that means tyhe nausea will go away!!!!!
My kid just took a handful of animal crackers and ran them over with his Tonka truck. The Tonka is now in a snow bank
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#68
Brian Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:MMMM. Kate Upton.

I got some doggie last night. Have already been promised a knobber after work and anal after diner. Might as well get the birthday sex triple crown.
Wouldn't before be better?

Maybe he likes the back pressure
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#69
LeNeve Wrote:anal mint google search is NSFW

Wtf
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
[Image: cat.gif]
I'm a juggernaut of awesomeness
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#70
NussieT Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:This kid needs to be born already. I am so fucking over feeling like crap. Bring on the dirty diapers and sleepless nights! At least that means tyhe nausea will go away!!!!!
My kid just took a handful of animal crackers and ran them over with his Tonka truck. The Tonka is now in a snow bank
what kind of distance did you get out of it?
[Image: cat.gif]
I'm a juggernaut of awesomeness
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#71
Brampton Wrote:
Brian Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:MMMM. Kate Upton.

I got some doggie last night. Have already been promised a knobber after work and anal after diner. Might as well get the birthday sex triple crown.
Wouldn't before be better?
Why would you warn someone of the dangers?

sent from my Samsung Galaxy S III
He's the self-proclaimed expert.
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#72
LeNeve Wrote:
Brian Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:MMMM. Kate Upton.

I got some doggie last night. Have already been promised a knobber after work and anal after diner. Might as well get the birthday sex triple crown.
Wouldn't before be better?

Maybe he likes the back pressure
:? :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#73
Brian Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:MMMM. Kate Upton.

I got some doggie last night. Have already been promised a knobber after work and anal after diner. Might as well get the birthday sex triple crown.
Wouldn't before be better?

Depends on what the meal is...
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#74
LeNeve Wrote:anal mint google search is NSFW

Wtf
Mentos suppository
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#75
Brian Wrote:
Brampton Wrote:
Brian Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:MMMM. Kate Upton.

I got some doggie last night. Have already been promised a knobber after work and anal after diner. Might as well get the birthday sex triple crown.
Wouldn't before be better?
Why would you warn someone of the dangers?

sent from my Samsung Galaxy S III
He's the self-proclaimed expert.
I hope they have chilli
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