Monday, July 6, 2015 ~ I wanna go back...

[Beckster]

I did not want to come home. I am thinking of convincing Jim that we should move to Traverse City. The winters would suck, but I could get used to that.

[Beckster]

It was super hazy went I came home last night and the word is that Canada is on fire and the smoke is being blown down to Michigan.

[Beckster]

So, I have this possible job offer, but the drive is a lot further than I think the pay will be. And it's another insurance office. I really do not want to keep doing this crap. So, I can stay here and continue to hate life or drive farther away and resent it even more. Though that agent might not be as big of a dick as this one.

[LeNeve]

so. some guy actually blew his own head off with a firework. most of the time when someone dies from stupidity, I can look at that incident, and think to myself, yeah, stupid, but I have done similar things. like the guy that said, "fuck that alligator" then jumped in the water and was instantly killed by "that" alligator. that story, I kind of undeerstand. Probaly a good thing there are no gators in Kansas, or water.

the stupidity of lighting mortar shells off the top of your head goes way beyond my jackass level of mentality.

[Chip]

It was super hazy went I came home last night and the word is that Canada is on fire and the smoke is being blown down to Michigan.

No no no no no.
The word is actually of certain ornithological variety.

[LeNeve]

gross... I wonder if any of his brain landed in the potato salad.

"There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there," said 25-year-old Cody Staples, who called it an accident

[Chip]

so. some guy actually blew his own head off with a firework. most of the time when someone dies from stupidity, I can look at that incident, and think to myself, yeah, stupid, but I have done similar things. like the guy that said, "fuck that alligator" then jumped in the water and was instantly killed by "that" alligator. that story, I kind of undeerstand. Probaly a good thing there are no gators in Kansas, or water.

the stupidity of lighting mortar shells off the top of your head goes way beyond my jackass level of mentality.

Wait, you understand saying "fuck that alligator" then jumping on top of it?

[LeNeve]

ermahgerd

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[Chip]

gross... I wonder if any of his brain landed in the potato salad.

"There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there," said 25-year-old Cody Staples, who called it an accident

"Hey, this potato salad tastes extra stupid today"

[Chip]

ermahgerd

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hock:

[LeNeve]

so. some guy actually blew his own head off with a firework. most of the time when someone dies from stupidity, I can look at that incident, and think to myself, yeah, stupid, but I have done similar things. like the guy that said, "fuck that alligator" then jumped in the water and was instantly killed by "that" alligator. that story, I kind of undeerstand. Probaly a good thing there are no gators in Kansas, or water.

the stupidity of lighting mortar shells off the top of your head goes way beyond my jackass level of mentality.

Wait, you understand saying "fuck that alligator" then jumping on top of it?

ad: yeah. not to rape it, or stick my thumb in its butthole. but to capture it or something. no different than saying "fuck that bull" then jumping over a fence to try and ride it.

I wont ever do that again.

[Joe]

ermahgerd

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Dammit!

[Chip]

so. some guy actually blew his own head off with a firework. most of the time when someone dies from stupidity, I can look at that incident, and think to myself, yeah, stupid, but I have done similar things. like the guy that said, "fuck that alligator" then jumped in the water and was instantly killed by "that" alligator. that story, I kind of undeerstand. Probaly a good thing there are no gators in Kansas, or water.

the stupidity of lighting mortar shells off the top of your head goes way beyond my jackass level of mentality.

Wait, you understand saying "fuck that alligator" then jumping on top of it?

ad: yeah. not to rape it, or stick my thumb in its butthole. but to capture it or something. no different than saying "fuck that bull" then jumping over a fence to try and ride it.

I wont ever do that again.

Derp.

[LeNeve]

alligator guy had a memorial RIP facebook page up last night. then I posted this picture in the comments, and they took the page down. :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Chip]

ermahgerd

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There's a horror movie, called "Would You Rather", based on that game.
Only it's this rich guy, who tricks a bunch of people who really need money into playing.
And the options just get worse and worse until there's only one person left alive.
And one of the things this guy picks a mystery card thing, and ends up having to hold an M80 thing in his hand.
They duck tape it shut and it ends up blowing his hand off, and I think he died from blood loss.
I think it was Ricky from Trailer Park Boys