Tuesday 6/24/2014 - DBC 5 Travel day.

[Chip]

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[LeNeve]

Good morning, last day in the office for me...NYC tomorrow.

Don't go into any gas station bathrooms alone. Apparently there is a serial rapist running around gay raping dudes.

This is why girls go to the bathroom in groups.

Yeah. It's easier to rape someone if you have the numbers.

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[Chip]

Sweet, we're finally going to get the sequel to that show, The Decision.

[Beckster]

This is why girls go to the bathroom in groups.

This is not the same reason I dream about.

Sorry....... Ok, so that's in addition to us making out with each other. We save teh naked pillow fights for sleepovers.

[LeNeve]

holes in the fingers, fingers in the holes. cirle of life. akuna mattata and shit. cats in the cradle now.

[LeNeve]

cat aids.
:roflmao: :roflmao:

[NussieT]

So yeah the girl that cuts my hair wasnt available so some other woman did it. I pretty much left there bald, but not quite as bald as I look in that picture. Jesus!

Sent from a Smart phone. Not an iPhone.

I buzz off Jim's hair once a month. I did it a couple of weeks ago, like an hour before we left for a wedding.

[NussieT]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

Speaking of kittens. It is pouring rain outside and my boss points out the window to this tiny kitten shivering on the sidewalk. First thing he says is don't even think of bringing that in here, so the other chick and I decide to grab it and put it in my car. It was scared and scurried up by the emergency brake into the dash. It shouldn't be able to damage anything, right? at least, as long as it doesn't try to chew on wires.

It could claw the shit out of your seats and piss on your carpets.

[LeNeve]

well. I'll be damned. I was telling the parts guy about the bathroom rapin thats been happening. He believes someone attempted to rape him once. at a gas station restroom.... in Wichita. He said he was droppin an emergency duece at a Quick Trip, and some black dude came in, and started peaking at him through the crack in the stall door. then talking dirty to him and shit like that. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Well, my parts guy was packing heat, and had to pull his weapon on the sneaky raper. Police got involved, guy got arrested. Happy ending pretty much. but still. I guess that shit might actually be happening to weaker dudes.

[Beckster]

cat aids.
:roflmao: :roflmao:

Fuck ad:

[Beckster]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

Speaking of kittens. It is pouring rain outside and my boss points out the window to this tiny kitten shivering on the sidewalk. First thing he says is don't even think of bringing that in here, so the other chick and I decide to grab it and put it in my car. It was scared and scurried up by the emergency brake into the dash. It shouldn't be able to damage anything, right? at least, as long as it doesn't try to chew on wires.

It could claw the shit out of your seats and piss on your carpets.

Piss maybe, but claw up? Not likely. It was too young.

[NussieT]

I was almost raped once. I went with. A friend to Georgia. We stopped in Indiana for fuel and bathroom break. I went in without him and as I waited for him to come inside to pay some dude followed me around the entire store, looking over the top of the shelving units to see me. Once he saw my friend, he disappeared. I never go alone anymore

[NussieT]

Piss maybe, but claw up? Not likely. It was too young.

I was at the greenhouse last week and the owners cat had kittens and they were running around. One of them climbed up my leg, those claws were sharp as shit. They were 3-4 weeks old.

[LeNeve]

Charlie Sheen. he dead

[LeNeve]

no he not. stop lyin