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Chip Wrote:Truck drivers be like "Trying to win more than lose! Driving trucks for a living. It's my road. Move or get hit! #Walmart."
Then they be like "Fuck you Tracy Morgan, be funny or get hit! #30RockSucks"
Truck Drivers: The only profession I have ever known who has to work what they do into every single conversation they have.
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Chip Wrote:#SleepWhenYou'reDead
:whomo:
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Derick Wrote:why are you hashtagging the shit out of your posts?
Maybe it's #HASHTAG Day
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I think driving a truck is fun, and I would probaly like doing it. but If I got stuck with the walmart truck, I might be embarrased. It just doesn't seem to be the one you want. Let alone hashtag the shit out of it declaring your walmart pride.
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LeNeve Wrote:Did Tracy Morgan die yet?
It hasn't been on the news much since it happened.
Apparently, he is recovering
http://news.yahoo.com/morgan-recovering-...ZJUDI4M18x
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I kind of want to bang that weird puppet chick from the direct tv commercials.
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LeNeve Wrote:I kind of want to bang that weird puppet chick from the direct tv commercials.
Really? You'd get all tangled up in those strings
![[Image: Marionette-woman-1-704x400.jpg]](http://wayvs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Marionette-woman-1-704x400.jpg)
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Well whatever my sister in law phoned about yesterday found me today on the school bus into the city for my sons class field trip.
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yeah. she looks hot bent over like that. I'm kind of serious. :roflmao: :hitit:
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A: I like turbos
B: You are not the only one. I like Joan Collins.
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A: hurry the hell up then.
B: I am calculating as fast as I can.
A: Its time for my lunch
B: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It is about that time now.
A: you wanna be a grammer bitch, then f-off
B: OK, I will be a grammer bitch then f off.
A: hope a wal mart truck runs up yo ass
B: Why do you hope for it.
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ad: this link made my computer crash harder than a #walmart truck into the back of a limo bus.
