Tuesday 6/24/2014 - DBC 5 Travel day.

[LeNeve]

just squirting ropes of poop out all over the place.

[JDubb]

Good morning, last day in the office for me...NYC tomorrow.

[Chip]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

Speaking of kittens. It is pouring rain outside and my boss points out the window to this tiny kitten shivering on the sidewalk. First thing he says is don't even think of bringing that in here, so the other chick and I decide to grab it and put it in my car. It was scared and scurried up by the emergency brake into the dash. It shouldn't be able to damage anything, right? at least, as long as it doesn't try to chew on wires.

At best, your car will probably smell like a dirty, wet cat.
:high5:

[LeNeve]

Good morning, last day in the office for me...NYC tomorrow.

Don't go into any gas station bathrooms alone. Apparently there is a serial rapist running around gay raping dudes.

[Beckster]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

Speaking of kittens. It is pouring rain outside and my boss points out the window to this tiny kitten shivering on the sidewalk. First thing he says is don't even think of bringing that in here, so the other chick and I decide to grab it and put it in my car. It was scared and scurried up by the emergency brake into the dash. It shouldn't be able to damage anything, right? at least, as long as it doesn't try to chew on wires.

At best, your car will probably smell like a dirty, wet cat.
:high5:

It's a very small kitten, it's poops are going to be smaller than a Tootsie Roll. I have a dog keenel in the shed. If I can get it out of the car, it's going to go into that for the rest of the day until I figure out who is taking it off my hands. In the meantime, I get to scare Jim imto thinking we are keeping it. We can't, because his moron dog will eat it.

[Beckster]

Good morning, last day in the office for me...NYC tomorrow.

Don't go into any gas station bathrooms alone. Apparently there is a serial rapist running around gay raping dudes.

This is why girls go to the bathroom in groups.

[Chip]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

Speaking of kittens. It is pouring rain outside and my boss points out the window to this tiny kitten shivering on the sidewalk. First thing he says is don't even think of bringing that in here, so the other chick and I decide to grab it and put it in my car. It was scared and scurried up by the emergency brake into the dash. It shouldn't be able to damage anything, right? at least, as long as it doesn't try to chew on wires.

At best, your car will probably smell like a dirty, wet cat.
:high5:

It's a very small kitten, it's poops are going to be smaller than a Tootsie Roll. I have a dog keenel in the shed. If I can get it out of the car, it's going to go into that for the rest of the day until I figure out who is taking it off my hands. In the meantime, I get to scare Jim imto thinking we are keeping it. We can't, because his wonderful, awesome, amazing dog will do us a favor and eat it.

Haha.

Little poops are the once you won't see until you step on them.

[Chip]

Good morning, last day in the office for me...NYC tomorrow.

Don't go into any gas station bathrooms alone. Apparently there is a serial rapist running around gay raping dudes.

This is why girls go to the bathroom in groups.

Yeah. It's easier to rape someone if you have the numbers.

[Joe]

Joe are you going alone or bringing your girlfriend with you

Girl in tow

[Joe]

Good morning, last day in the office for me...NYC tomorrow.

Don't go into any gas station bathrooms alone. Apparently there is a serial rapist running around gay raping dudes.

This is why girls go to the bathroom in groups.

This is not the same reason I dream about.

[Chip]

Ermahgerd.
Game of Thrones has jumped the shark.

[Joe]

Alt Nation commercials annoy the crap out of me

[Chip]

Damn nature. You scary.

The Ogre-Faced spider not only has incredible night vision due to its unique eye structure, but also spins an intricate, expandable web that can be thrown over its prey like a gladiator.

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[Joe]

I will not watch spider videos of any kind.

[Beckster]

Well, I managed to grab the little fluff ball by the legs and yank it out of the dash. The little shit got scared and bit my finger. But a couple stopped to get some info and the woman fell in love with the little guy and took it home with her.

No poop in my dash after all. Just some holes in my finger.