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Tuesday, April 10 2012- Here you go
#16
Chip Wrote:
Derick Wrote:interesting topic brought up on a motorcycle forum,

What cars have you shagged in/on?

go

I've tried to avoid cars, I've only gotten head in a car.
But it was dark out and I wasn't paying attention, I have no idea what it was.
Some sort of a sedan.

It was a dude
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#17
DaveP Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Derick Wrote:interesting topic brought up on a motorcycle forum,

What cars have you shagged in/on?

go

I've tried to avoid cars, I've only gotten head in a car.
But it was dark out and I wasn't paying attention, I have no idea what it was.
Some sort of a sedan.

It was a dude

I suppose I walked right into that one.
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#18
Chip Wrote:
DaveP Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Derick Wrote:interesting topic brought up on a motorcycle forum,

What cars have you shagged in/on?

go

I've tried to avoid cars, I've only gotten head in a car.
But it was dark out and I wasn't paying attention, I have no idea what it was.
Some sort of a sedan.

It was a dude

I suppose I walked right into that one.


Indeed you did sir.
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#19
1965 ford f-100. the gas tank was behind the seat. the cab always smelled like gasoline.
1982 toyota ? some little 4 door car
1989 Ranger pickup. Had to open the driver door, and hang my legs out.
1996 Dodge Ram sport. Took it from my friend, and messed his seats up with love blood. :?
1994 ford escort station wagon
1989 f-150 lariat
4850 john deer tractor
9600 john deer combine
1986 IROC Z 28
a lowrider pickup my friend had
those are the ones I clearly remember
There might of been a monte carlo and el camino too, I can't remember for sure though.
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#20
LeNeve Wrote:1965 ford f-100. the gas tank was behind the seat. the cab always smelled like gasoline.
1982 toyota ? some little 4 door car
1989 Ranger pickup. Had to open the driver door, and hang my legs out.
1996 Dodge Ram sport. Took it from my friend, and messed his seats up with love blood. :?
1994 ford escort station wagon
1989 f-150 lariat
4850 john deer tractor
9600 john deer combine

1986 IROC Z 28
a lowrider pickup my friend had
those are the ones I clearly remember
There might of been a monte carlo and el camino too, I can't remember for sure though.

:roflmao:

I don't even know where to start.
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#21
Chip Wrote:
DaveP Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Derick Wrote:interesting topic brought up on a motorcycle forum,

What cars have you shagged in/on?

go

I've tried to avoid cars, I've only gotten head in a car.
But it was dark out and I wasn't paying attention, I have no idea what it was.
Some sort of a sedan.

It was a dude

I suppose I walked right into that one.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#22
LeNeve Wrote:Not to bad for my first time photo shopping something. Used a phone to do it to.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#23
LeNeve Wrote:Ba bam!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#24
LeNeve Wrote:There might of been a monte carlo and el camino too, I can't remember for sure though.
Might? Something tells me there definitely was.
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#25
LeNeve Wrote:1965 ford f-100. the gas tank was behind the seat. the cab always smelled like gasoline.
60% of the time, it works every time.
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#26
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:1965 ford f-100. the gas tank was behind the seat. the cab always smelled like gasoline.
1982 toyota ? some little 4 door car
1989 Ranger pickup. Had to open the driver door, and hang my legs out.
1996 Dodge Ram sport. Took it from my friend, and messed his seats up with love blood. :?
1994 ford escort station wagon
1989 f-150 lariat
4850 john deer tractor
9600 john deer combine

1986 IROC Z 28
a lowrider pickup my friend had
those are the ones I clearly remember
There might of been a monte carlo and el camino too, I can't remember for sure though.

:roflmao:

I don't even know where to start.

I'd call the girls with a bag phone we had, mid 90s, and ask if they wanted to come up to the farm and ride the combine or tractor with me. If they did, it was a good chance they were going to put out. No girl is going to want to just ride on farm machinery for the hell of it.
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#27
LeNeve Wrote:1965 ford f-100. the gas tank was behind the seat. the cab always smelled like gasoline.
1982 toyota ? some little 4 door car
1989 Ranger pickup. Had to open the driver door, and hang my legs out.
1996 Dodge Ram sport. Took it from my friend, and messed his seats up with love blood. :?
1994 ford escort station wagon
1989 f-150 lariat
4850 john deer tractor
9600 john deer combine
1986 IROC Z 28
a lowrider pickup my friend had
those are the ones I clearly remember
There might of been a monte carlo and el camino too, I can't remember for sure though.

A tractor I can understand.. but a fucking combine? I don't even know how that would happen, just ask a girl at a bar if she wants to go cut some wheat and then fuck her in the combine? I assume thats how it happens, that is if I actually know what a combine is.
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#28
Brian Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:1965 ford f-100. the gas tank was behind the seat. the cab always smelled like gasoline.
60% of the time, it works every time.

i bet he did use the "naked man" in the combine
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#29
DaveP Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:1965 ford f-100. the gas tank was behind the seat. the cab always smelled like gasoline.
1982 toyota ? some little 4 door car
1989 Ranger pickup. Had to open the driver door, and hang my legs out.
1996 Dodge Ram sport. Took it from my friend, and messed his seats up with love blood. :?
1994 ford escort station wagon
1989 f-150 lariat
4850 john deer tractor
9600 john deer combine
1986 IROC Z 28
a lowrider pickup my friend had
those are the ones I clearly remember
There might of been a monte carlo and el camino too, I can't remember for sure though.

A tractor I can understand.. but a fucking combine? I don't even know how that would happen, just ask a girl at a bar if she wants to go cut some wheat and then fuck her in the combine? I assume thats how it happens, that is if I actually know what a combine is.
things are different in kansas
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I'm a juggernaut of awesomeness
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#30
That caar sex question was a fun trip down memory lane. :high5:

I need to bone a chick in a semi truck next, and I'll have wheeled transportation covered.
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