Posts: 33,734
Threads: 535
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
-83
Pete Nice Wrote:Here is a weird question? Do you think Jesus had sex. I am not trying to be an asshole here, I am dead serious. Dude was alive for 32 years and his best friend was a hooker.
I am going to say he did. I just have a feeling that the missing teen years that are not in the bible were a little crazy.
My mom's theory was that he grew up being a normal kid and experiencing a "normal" human life during his teen years. I always thought it was a logical theory.
Send your Son down from the heavens to save your creation. Allow him to hang out and enjoy the scene before fully revealing his true calling. I'm sure God wanted to know exactly what it was like to live in the world he created.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Posts: 33,734
Threads: 535
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
-83
Chip Wrote:beckster Wrote:People seem to say that a lot. Jimbo said it last night.
hock:
:doggystyle:
No, no. Before that. I was laughing at him for being gasy.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Posts: 33,734
Threads: 535
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
-83
Brampton Wrote:beckster Wrote:Brampton Wrote:Not even close. Violence, sex, violence, Kate beckinsale in leather.......should I go on?
sent from the legion of doom
Yes, but then there's that ridiculously stupid love affair with the hybrid guy.
:killme: who cares, that takes up less than 5 minutes of the movie.
I remember her having to help him out a few times during that flick. Still dumb and ruined the whole deal for me.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Posts: 3,056
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
0
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:michaelangelo Wrote:we had my daughter's 2nd birthday party on saturday, she had a blast but twisted her knee when she was in her bouncy castle so she couldn't jump for the rest of the party. she was hut but didn't cry and her knee gave out on her a couple of times but she didn't cry, she was a little trooper. she even tried going back into the castle but came right back out when she realized she couldn't jump.
Looks like they had fun. Who got to clean that mess up? well, the food/gift mess from that part of the party is cleaned up, the balloons we left for now, when they all deflate we'll put our basement back together. we may leave the bouncy castle there for now because my daughter likes jumpin in it
Posts: 3,056
Threads: 3
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
0
[youtube]h7QFRXc0R8M[/youtube]
cool! :high5: for avalanche airbags
Posts: 21,385
Threads: 211
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
0
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Brampton Wrote:beckster Wrote:Brampton Wrote:Not even close. Violence, sex, violence, Kate beckinsale in leather.......should I go on?
sent from the legion of doom
Yes, but then there's that ridiculously stupid love affair with the hybrid guy.
:killme: who cares, that takes up less than 5 minutes of the movie.
I remember her having to help him out a few times during that flick. Still dumb and ruined the whole deal for me. you're clearly insane.
I cant help you with this :poke:
Posts: 2,982
Threads: 53
Joined: May 2009
Reputation:
0
MattInMinnesota Wrote:Pete Nice Wrote:Here is a weird question? Do you think Jesus had sex. I am not trying to be an asshole here, I am dead serious. Dude was alive for 32 years and his best friend was a hooker.
I am going to say he did. I just have a feeling that the missing teen years that are not in the bible were a little crazy. No, I don't believe he had sex. The Bible states that he (Jesus) was without sin and the Bible also clearly states that it is a sin to have sex outside of marraige You mean the same bible influenced mainly by the same church that was burning people at the stake, and pretty much everything else to force people to follow their religion?
As far as the actual question; I'm not really sure I even believe in Jesus. If Jesus really is the Son of God, then he would know that the whole idea of sex as a sin, is bullshit.
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
Posts: 1,603
Threads: 5
Joined: Nov 2010
Reputation:
0
i bleed green Wrote:MattInMinnesota Wrote:Pete Nice Wrote:Here is a weird question? Do you think Jesus had sex. I am not trying to be an asshole here, I am dead serious. Dude was alive for 32 years and his best friend was a hooker.
I am going to say he did. I just have a feeling that the missing teen years that are not in the bible were a little crazy. No, I don't believe he had sex. The Bible states that he (Jesus) was without sin and the Bible also clearly states that it is a sin to have sex outside of marraige You mean the same bible influenced mainly by the same church that was burning people at the stake, and pretty much everything else to force people to follow their religion?
As far as the actual question; I'm not really sure I even believe in Jesus. If Jesus really is the Son of God, then he would know that the whole idea of sex as a sin, is bullshit. Nowhere in the Bible does it even begin to say that it is/ was okay to murder or burn people at the stake. That was done 100% by man and his corrupted views.
Very few religions or people actually deny the existence of Jesus. In fact there are historical records that indicate that he indeed walked the earth. What people dispute was weather or not he was the Son of God or just a great teacher or prophet, etc.
What do you mean sex is a sin? I don't believe that sex is a sin at all. What people do with it and how they treat it is where the sin lies.
Rockitdog-C&R forum
Twitter: @TheMattEllis, FB: facebook.com/mattellis23
Posts: 12,559
Threads: 174
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
3
Point form
- I was at the gym after I had my son and I was racing a friend on the steppers to see who can do the most steps in two minutes. I pulled something in my left leg. It hurt to walk on it, hurt to hold my son on that hip. The doctor told me it was a bakers cyst, the physiotherapist told me there is nothing she could do for me. I went to a sport injury clinic and it turns out I ruptured the bakers cyst. I took it nearly a year to heal properly.
- We have two laptops... One that is fucked and needs to be replaced, my work one that needs to be returned and a desktop that's 6 years old and needs replacing.
Posts: 2,982
Threads: 53
Joined: May 2009
Reputation:
0
MattInMinnesota Wrote:Nowhere in the Bible does it even begin to say that it is/ was okay to murder or burn people at the stake. That was done 100% by man and his corrupted views.
My attempted point was; If you're willing to torture and kill people to get them to conform, why wouldn't you add and remove whatever you want from religious texts, especially considering religious scholars were pretty much the only ones who could read for a couple hundred years.
Very few religions or people actually deny the existence of Jesus. In fact there are historical records that indicate that he indeed walked the earth. What people dispute was weather or not he was the Son of God or just a great teacher or prophet, etc.
Ah yes,Therein lies the rub. I have no idea what to think.
What do you mean sex is a sin? I don't believe that sex is a sin at all. What people do with it and how they treat it is where the sin lies.
I don't think sex is a sin at all, in or out of marriage. What I was trying to get at is, I think it was added into religious texts by the church. My issue with God, and religion is, considering how corrupt organized religion is, and they are the ones telling me God exists, why would I believe anything they tell me?
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
|