Friday May 27 EFF the Miami Lebrons

[Brian]

Surprising....a truck driver's truck stinks :crank:

Not all of them.... and I've been in quite a few. The boys once locked me in porn/pee jug guys truck. I cried....
We used to have one customer who insisted on detailing his truck inside and out before anyone worked on it. He was sticky about guys wearing their boots in the truck...

There will always be exceptions.

[geinslunchbox]

From what I understand, sometimes when a woman has a stinky pussy, it's genetics and there is nothing she can do about it. I have only run across one stinky pussy in my day, and that was the case, hygene was good and clean, even right after a shower, stink. I cut that one off as soon as I had another option.

as soon as you had another option....nice :roflmao:

My entire relationship with her was basically sex. She wanted more after about 2 or 3 months of it, but I pushed it off, once a week I would go over and watch a movie on tv at her place, the other 3 days a week that I would go to her place, it would be sex, sleep, leave in the morning. That is a hard relationship to find and replace. She got replaced by a 95 pound Argentinian girl named Maria, what a freak she was.....

this story just keeps getting better and better

[Pete Nice]

From what I understand, sometimes when a woman has a stinky pussy, it's genetics and there is nothing she can do about it. I have only run across one stinky pussy in my day, and that was the case, hygene was good and clean, even right after a shower, stink. I cut that one off as soon as I had another option.

as soon as you had another option....nice :roflmao:

My entire relationship with her was basically sex. She wanted more after about 2 or 3 months of it, but I pushed it off, once a week I would go over and watch a movie on tv at her place, the other 3 days a week that I would go to her place, it would be sex, sleep, leave in the morning. That is a hard relationship to find and replace. She got replaced by a 95 pound Argentinian girl named Maria, what a freak she was.....

this story just keeps getting better and better

I think Maria got deported or something, she just disappeared and no one ever saw her again, then I meet my wife a month or two later.

[eddieyourdj]

I've got a doody time tale I am willing to share, at the DBC, if they want. Trust me, it's EPIC!!!

[NussieT]

I've got a doody time tale I am willing to share, at the DBC, if they want. Trust me, it's EPIC!!!

maybe I don't want to come.... :?

[Pete Nice]

FUCK truckers. If you took truckers off the roads accidents would drop 60%. Truck drivers kill more people than insurgents.

[Brian]

Hey, look out for that goomba!

This is very funny to me.

[Chip]

From what I understand, sometimes when a woman has a stinky pussy, it's genetics and there is nothing she can do about it. I have only run across one stinky pussy in my day, and that was the case, hygene was good and clean, even right after a shower, stink. I cut that one off as soon as I had another option.

as soon as you had another option....nice :roflmao:

My entire relationship with her was basically sex. She wanted more after about 2 or 3 months of it, but I pushed it off, once a week I would go over and watch a movie on tv at her place, the other 3 days a week that I would go to her place, it would be sex, sleep, leave in the morning. That is a hard relationship to find and replace. She got replaced by a 95 pound Argentinian girl named Maria, what a freak she was.....

this story just keeps getting better and better

When Pete gets in a cycle of 1-upping his own stories, it can only end one way.
And it's kinda like when you divide by zero.

[Chip]

FUCK truckers. If you took truckers off the roads accidents would drop 60%. Truck drivers kill more people than insurgents.

Not to mention how much better traffic sould be.

[geinslunchbox]

I've got a doody time tale I am willing to share, at the DBC, if they want. Trust me, it's EPIC!!!

maybe I don't want to come.... :?

go!!...just make sure you carry plenty of hand sanitizer!!!

[NussieT]

FUCK truckers. If you took truckers off the roads accidents would drop 60%. Truck drivers kill more people than insurgents.

Not to mention how much better traffic sould be.

And how do you expect grocery stores, clothing stores, and other such places to get their inventory??? It all gets moved by trucks...

[Pete Nice]

FUCK truckers. If you took truckers off the roads accidents would drop 60%. Truck drivers kill more people than insurgents.

Not to mention how much better traffic sould be.

And how do you expect grocery stores, clothing stores, and other such places to get their inventory??? It all gets moved by trucks...

Trains and vans.

[LeNeve]

FUCK truckers. If you took truckers off the roads accidents would drop 60%. Truck drivers kill more people than insurgents.

Not to mention how much better traffic sould be.

And how do you expect grocery stores, clothing stores, and other such places to get their inventory??? It all gets moved by trucks...

Trains and vans.

yeah, and cargo choppers.

[NussieT]

FUCK truckers. If you took truckers off the roads accidents would drop 60%. Truck drivers kill more people than insurgents.

Not to mention how much better traffic sould be.

And how do you expect grocery stores, clothing stores, and other such places to get their inventory??? It all gets moved by trucks...

Trains and vans.

Ummm ya... that would take FOREVER!!!

[Chip]

FUCK truckers. If you took truckers off the roads accidents would drop 60%. Truck drivers kill more people than insurgents.

Not to mention how much better traffic sould be.

And how do you expect grocery stores, clothing stores, and other such places to get their inventory??? It all gets moved by trucks...

Out in the middle of no where, like Canada, I guess it's not a big deal.
But in a big city, trucks kill traffic.
Giant, dangerous, lumbering road blocks that destroy the road.
And they drive like ass holes.